La Brea’s Izzy vs. Bel-Air’s Ashley Banks! Dare Me’s Beth vs. Big Shot’s Mouse! Gen V’s Marie vs Jordan! Everything Sucks’ Emaline vs. Ginny & Georgia’s Max! Are you ready to tip off this year’s edition of Autostraddle March Madness?? LFG.

A bisexual playwright, Nazi Germany, and two actresses who took a stand.

By the time I’d been out for two years, I’d seen more movies about cis lesbians than any of the cis lesbians I was meeting.

Bruce LaBruce aims to rewrite a classic Pasolini film, but has queer sex lost its bite in this new context?

Your twenties weren’t carefree or slutty — are you too old to have fun now? Also, a reader’s unrequited high school crush is making them miserable.

“The other partners I had throughout much of my time in sex work were uncomfortable at best and shaming at worst. They were jealous and confused. ‘How can you interact with men like this?'”

Today you’re getting our entire team’s spiciest takes about 2022 LGBTQ+ TV and film, something I was only able to convince people to participate in because Nico said we could keep them safely tucked within A+.

A writer reflects on accessing desire in trying times and the romance of collective liberation — playdates that range from toppy to bratty, a bottom with endearing nonverbal cues, a “hole-within-a-hole,” and a Zoom date with their girlfriend daddy.

Sweet birthday baby! Today is Autostraddle’s 15th birthday, and we’re celebrating!!

“Straight Couples Who Aren’t Fucking Are Appropriating Lesbian Bed Death Culture”

“what if autostraddle just became a mariah carey fansite”

How social media is a lie, how to dress for a Catholic wedding, and is that girl who’s currently in a relationship into you?

“i just think patty melt IS a gender tbh”

“no one gives you a free personal pan pizza when you do something you really, really don’t want to do! we live in a crumbling society”

“LOL yeah, I lusted for those spencers sex toys so bad”

(Bear training is also secretly for people who want to get wifed.)

If a date doesn’t suggest a meetup, does that mean they’re not interested? Should you break up over differences in how you relate to sex and desire? What’re tips for coping with treatment resistant ADHD? And more!

“Thanks for listening to my lesbian soccer rant!”

Feeling bad because of TikTok, boundary setting during sex, what your porn preferences mean, and more!

“Ok someone had previously asked if Autostraddle was going to write a piece on How To Build a Sex Room and I did not realize it was a SHOW I just thought someone was requesting extremely specific DIY content?????”