4. Hey, have we talked about the video for “Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)” ????

Fall’s short on queer ladies, but we do have a killer vagina, Sean Hayes playing a gay dad, a new Joss Whedon show, Lizzy Caplan as a sex researcher, a new love interest for Kalinda and an Anna Faris sitcom.

It’s the 2013 Teen Choice Awards, hosted by Pretty Little Liars’s Lucy Hale and Glee’s Darren Criss!

Brittani and Kim Stolz will be joining the HuffPost Live team for a new segment that recaps the week in gay. Tune in today at 4:45pm ET.

Paige throws Emily a surprise birthday party but Emily shows up completely pissed off. This is not going to end well.

Get to know the Lowcountry!

Mmmmm. Tastes like bottomless.

It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!

I can’t wait to go back to Bryn Mawr, but I’m trying to make the most of these months away and, so far, I think I’m doing pretty well.

“Stef: I don’t know how but somehow Rachel managed to find one X Files episode with lesbians in it.”

Alex, Riese, Marni and Mary hit up the GLAAD Awards in San Francisco last night and spent lots of quality time with Adam Lambert, Brittney Griner, Mel B & Jessica Clark!

Jill Bennett is BACK starring in a new comedy series, “Second Shot,” which she also co-created and produced.

Meet Allie Leepson and Jenny McClary, the founders behind veer nyc, a start-up fashion retail company that promises “androgyny curated for women, by women.”

Out actress Haviland Stillwell on what Jodie Foster’s coming out means to a gay girl who grew up Before Ellen and is now witnessing a rapidly-evolving climate of outness for gays in Hollywood.

“Transportation with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity, possession of child pornography, and five counts of sexual exploitation of children.” YIKES.

Spoiler alert: some dads are the best, California loves us, and wombats are the future.

Today, Jodie Foster published an essay in The Daily Beast about how everybody should lay off Kristen Stewart regarding her torrid affair with Rupert Sanders. Please share your feelings on this crucial groundbreaking news item with us.

“Carolina girls are the best in the world.”

We’ll be attending and liveblogging Aqua Girl®: a legendary lesbian event happening this May in Miami that you should also consider attending. Why? Well for one, all proceeds go towards the Aqua Foundation for Women. And here’s where I tell you all about it.

Intern Grace’s Team Pick: At last, a cartoon about Wonder Girl and Batgirl and Supergirl and the invisible jet and burritos!