Plus updates on Raising Kanan, Reservation Dogs, Rap Sh!t, Hotties, American Horror Stories, Roswell, The Chi, Only Murders in the Building, and The Ms. Pat Show!

Annalise can’t stop dreaming about little Wes-shaped babies on HTGAWM, Meredith faces ANOTHER traumatic disaster on Grey’s Anatomy, and Clarke and Lexa begin their post-fealty lives.

Is there anything like spending a rainy day in bed wearing pajamas? How do you feel about puff pastry? Misandry feelings? What are some good happy/fun book ideas for your LGBT book club? Find the answers to these questions and more, inside this very post!

Jane the Virgin, Arrow, and Grey’s Anatomy close out the TV season and ready us for the return of Orange Is the New Black.

Valerie and Nic break down all the gay, the goo, and the Earpy in the 90-minute special, Wynonna Earp: Vengeance.

Plus updates on: 4400, Hightown, Queens, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Legacies, Nancy Drew, and NCIS: Hawai’i!

“Imagine if all of our days were as productive as the people in The L Word. We would be cruising through life.”

John: Could you imagine you and Dylan just got done cunnaling-ing together, you’re in bed, the California sun is basking on you. And then you turn to Dylan and you’re like, “We have to get up so we can go to Max’s Willy Wonka baby shower.” That’s the thing you interrupt with.

We’re back NOW WITH TRANSCRIPTS for Episode 501, in which Jenny refuses a croissant and Tasha calls to say she can’t talk right now and Jodi hates table cloths.

Let’s hope Pippy and TMI didn’t drive off a cliff during Rosewood’s two-week hiatus.

Also, M-Chuck befriends a pregnant 12-year-old on Survivor’s Remorse, Bo and Lauren make out some more on Lost Girl, and Carmilla and Laura need to GET IT TOGETHER.

There were 128 queer lady characters on TV this year, if you can believe that. It’s a brand new world.

The Good Wife’s best character continues to be Kalinda Sharma’s trench coats.

Happy Halloween! Have a brand new lesbian character dressed as a dinosaur!

So, this article about the GLAAD “Where We Are on TV” report basically turned into an encyclopedia of LGBTQ female characters we’re gonna see in 2014-2015.

Plus updates on How I Met Your Father, Nancy Drew, Class of 09, and Gotham Knights.

Plus updates on A Million Little Things, Good Trouble, Gotham Knights, How I Met Your Father, The Watchful Eye, Truth Be Told, and Survivor! That’s so many shows! Get in here!

Happy haunted holigays!

Also! Updates on American Horror Story: Double Feature, New Amsterdam, Legacies, Nancy Drew, Home Economics and High Town!

That’s right, we’ve got a BONUS EPISODE for you today and are gonna be doing a LIVE episode tomorrow! We are soothing the pain of departure, like how Jenny fell into a pool.