This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!

“It’s like a magic confidence talisman, that blindfold is.”

In 2013, who’d have ever thought I’d become so attached to a sociopathic meth king? Also, I love my skinny jeans and feel really conflicted about Pope Francis.

I mean really – who doesn’t feel like a baller sipping whiskey out of a personalized glass?

Straddler On The Street turns one year old today, so we captured Vanessa and insisted she let us interview her instead of vice versa like usual. The results are predictably full of floral print and feelings.

Cereal, bagels, yogurt, breakfast bars, toast and smoothies all have their place in the Breakfast World, but I’m firmly in Camp Oatmeal.

What if everyone really was gay? Movies would be so much better, that’s what.

It’s everything we want this year! And probably a few things you want, too.

This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!

Luckily, we were able to drown out our A-Camp sorrows over some retail therapy at the Mall of America, and a few drinks on Bourbon Street.

These necklaces look really impressive and they’re really easy. Can you use glue? Then you’re golden.

This week, they kinda are!

Of course our trip to Boston wasn’t complete until we found MORE STRADDLERS!

We brought on a bunch of new people and you should probably get to know them a little better. Someone’s cat just had kittens! Neat!

“For these campers, I was their Joan of Arc. It’s like, I’m Joan, and their vag is the ark.”

Emily lives in Canada and went to A-Camp 3.0, and she shared her feelings about being biracial, getting into roller derby, and having a cat named Barbra Streisand. Also it’s Canada Day so you basically need to shower her with love and maple leaves.

In which Paige and Emily virtually U-Haul and Aria considered a longterm sub-dom BDSM relationship.

Design*Sponge Grace Bonney officially came out today on her website today and if you wanna give her a hug in person, come to A-Camp this October!

Launa is a writer, editor, freelance artist and film producer, exotic dance teacher, and nanny… and that’s not all. Basically, she’s a superhero and you definitely want to hear what she has to say.

Topics include teaching in New Orleans, Jewish camp, domestic abuse, “scenes from a group marriage,” arson, the LA riots, Miss USA pageants, Washington’s chef Hercules and so much more!