Audio porn, what you can learn from learning to have queer sex, communicating your sexual desires and more.

When you’re Staycationing, a cheese plate is a wonderful thing whether you’re hosting company or you plan to eat that entire board all by your fucking self (I support you in this).

AREN’T WE HILARIOUS??!!

The most important item on this list is #5.

Kristen Stewart, lumbersexiness, palazzo pants and moar!

How the Pathetic Lesbian trope managed to scare me straight while making me laugh.

Stef and Lena take down the pillow wall, get naked … and talk about their kids.

10 Legend of Korra and Adventure Time fics to keep you warm on this cold weekend.

Look at how witty and creative and beautiful you are, as usual.

Jasika Nicole and Claire Savage delivered a perfect mix on an actual CD and it was perfect.

What do you want your 2015 to look like? We need to know right now.

Topics include RENT, the Universal Life Church, Fanny Howe, family farms, The Handmaid’s Tale, Reese Witherspoon, Law & Order and more!

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.

These are our favorite Bruce Springsteen songs and the stories of how and why we love them.

Nancy Kates’ new documentary, now airing on HBO, is a portrait of the queer woman who made knowledge sexy.

“It’s so important to do what makes you feel centered and strong again as a QTPOC trying to deal with this country right now. It would have taken Herculean levels of self-care to come close to what one Speakeasy Google Hangout did for me last night.”

Topics include TJ Maxx, Chris Rock, internet trolls, Oral Roberts, Ruth Thalia, Dunkin’ Donuts and more!

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Perhaps you have a musical person in your life and you’d like to buy them a present! We can help you with that.

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