Shampoo bars, a life-changing clay mask, and a bunch of things to make your skin shiny and glowing like a spaceship.

You! Yes, you! Get in here and let us love you!

Perks to casual sex, your masters of sex cure, a bogus study, Kinky Queers, date ideas for the chronically ill and more!

While Dr. Geena Davis is in surgery, Callie and Arizona realize they hardly even hate each other anymore.

The best activities at camp revolve around crafts, am I right?

We sang, we danced, we laughed, we cried, we bobbed for apples, we got a bear hug, and we lived to tell the tales!

If there’s anything y’all love, it’s sex and pure poetry. So obviously, both took center stage at A-Camp. Here’s a selection.

It’s Stef’s 31st birthday and we have so many birthday cards for her — and YOU made them!

As we come upon the final issue of the first run of Lumberjanes, let’s reflect on just how freaking lucky we are to be alive in a world where this comic exists.

Too often, paradigm shifts in the feminist movement are posited as if they come from the past.

Are you a hilarious and ambitious queer with mad photoshop skills? Do you think you could one day figure out how to read my mind? Then maybe you wanna be my personal intern!

For the mid-season finale of “Faking It,” we go to jail with Julie Goldman, which is basically my dream date.

HOW DARE YOU BE SO ON TOP OF THINGS

Topics include TJ Maxx, Chris Rock, internet trolls, Oral Roberts, Ruth Thalia, Dunkin’ Donuts and more!

Arizona and Callie smile for the first time in ages, while Bailey teaches her husband how to act when a family member comes out as trans.

Oh, also, a baby reindeer.

Salem continues to align itself with Western superstition, ending Season One with episode #13. No, you won’t be able to escape this unlucky number, like those old 1970s elevators that jump you from the 12th to the 14th floor.

“By the way, what the heck is going on with Diane? Is she possessed? Has she always been a secret mythical ancient being? Why is she saying the golden bow that the girls found is hers?”

How the Pathetic Lesbian trope managed to scare me straight while making me laugh.

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