How did I feel when I heard Maya was coming back to Pretty Little Liars? Let’s just say it was similar to when Brock came back to Pokemon.

“My only other commentary on this episode is that Emily’s outfit is obviously a Sleeping Beauty/Princess Aurora reference.”

Two can keep a secret if one of them is General Mills

Girls kissing on “Secret Life of the American Teenager” and “Girls,” Dianna Agron hosting the GLAAD Awards and the scoop on Pretty Little Liars’ next season.

In which Emily licks her in the front and pokes her in the rear. Well, not exactly. I just wanted to say that.

There’s a strong possibility that in the afterlife, your straight girl crush could stroke your hair.

Hansen’s Team Pick: Jennifer Beals! There. I have your attention.

Obviously lesbian-in-a-robe is a classic fashion archetype, right? Why isn’t there a lesbians in robes tumblr? There should be greater recognition of all that lesbians have done for bathrobes.

How many LBDs does one sixteen year-old need?

School is in session, get your chin off your desk.

Let’s break it down by uncomfortably accurate fashion stereotype. High school students listen up — this is relevant to your interests.

Alternative lifestyle haircuts and candy striper uniforms. Need I say more?

In which Brittana faces the reality of a long distance relationship and we all cry.

“To make this go as smoothly as possible… we’re going to play a game called “Gay or Not Gay” in which I invent the rules as I go along in order to make jokes.”

The comment awards still have a lot of #soccerfeelings and would just like to make out with Megan Rapinoe already.

Get out your dream journal!

In which Emily’s date brings a date and everybody models through it.

“…Melissa reacts by looking sadder than I did at Pride when I realized I forgot my rainbow umbrella.”

“ABC using salacious and glamorizing scenes portraying young, pretty women as lesbians sends the wrong message to these young girls…reinforces and legitimizes this lifestyle in a manner that could affect these young girls’ sexual identity for a lifetime.”

“If this outfit was a monster, it would be Gayzilla.”