Lena and Stef chat about some sexy handcuff situations, while Jude and Connor kiss right on the mouth.

Jude and Connor pinky hug while Stef and Lena glower at each other.

Nothing is more awkward that coming out to your friends’ parents or your parents’ friends. This week on Pretty Little Liars Emily handles it like a champ.

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.

Rosewood is crawling with masks this week, but all Emily cares about is when she, her shoulder and Paige are going to be back in action.

This week we’re promised a million big reveals and something called World War A. Also Emily and Paige have a sleepover. You can guess which part I’m more excited about.

The Good Wife’s best character continues to be Kalinda Sharma’s trench coats.

Okay. A murderous, cyber-stalking, all-knowing bully I can grasp, but any teen girl talking to her dad like this? No way.

The week on Pretty Little Liars everyone is snooping around and we catch up on some Deep Thoughts with Melissa Hastings.

In which Paige and Emily virtually U-Haul and Aria considered a longterm sub-dom BDSM relationship.

It’s the final season of Glee! Hold onto your butts!

It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!

We’ve got the trailer and the scoop on what we can expect from Faking It’s second season. For example, Amy’s hair is still gonna look really cute.

So, this article about the GLAAD “Where We Are on TV” report basically turned into an encyclopedia of LGBTQ female characters we’re gonna see in 2014-2015.

Today, we appropriate the norms of Buzzfeed to learn more about ourselves as journalers and humans.

Summer shorts, Kristen Stewart and dino dykes.

The season premiere of Pretty Little Liars finally answered all of our burning questions! Like which college will Emily and Paige UHaul off to in the fall?!

This is a special edition of the Friday Open Thread with a lot more cooks in the kitchen; instead of being hosted by one Autostraddle staffer, this week the open thread is being hosted by Riese, Laneia, Yvonne, Alex, Rachel and Grace, who are all in the same damn place for their annual planning retreat and summit. And now you’re here too! WE ARE SO EXCITED.

Brittana and Faberry and Quinntana, oh my!

“I’m just imagining Alex on a rock wall and Rachel snuggling a cat or something.”