This week on Pretty Little Liars, everyone gets wet and/or pissed and/or lied to/about. I’m 95% sure that Sounder is A.

Who wants to tell the truth about gay bullying? Who wants to get their head shoved into a swimming pool? Are eyes the windows to your soul, or are they just things you look out of while scary music plays?

We’re all in good company.

Lady Gaga launches the “Born This Way” foundation, GLAAD Awards announce their 2012 nominees, MegaUpload shuts down and Britney’s bodyguard is writing a book about her lesbian orgies.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s Mom tries to cockblock Emily’s burgeoning lesbian love affair with Maya.

“Skins” will end next year forever, says Channel 4, because everything I touch turns to shit.

Your favorite fictional queer ladies of the year, from a very unscientific survey.

It’s queer film history time! Girls In Uniform was made by lesbians in 1930s Germany. It’s about an all girls Prussian boarding school.

This week on The Lesbian Parts of Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s family has Maya over for dinner which makes Dad laugh and Mom cry.

EMILY CAN OPEN HER OWN DAMN DOOR

“Pretty Little Liars” returned last night and Emily decided to ruin it by telling everyone she was a lesbian. Also, Hannah didn’t die.

This is maybe the last article you will ever need to read about boots.

Did RE/MAX and General Mills really pull advertising from Pretty Little Liars just because the Florida Family Association asked them to? We called them and here’s what we found out.

Jane Lynch opens up about past addiction, Chely Wright gay marries her gf, Shay Mitchell chats about Emily’s future girlfriends, Kelly Clarkson is finally releasing her fourth album.

I have a lot of feelings about Drake. And now that I’ve seen him live, I have about a million more.

We’ve written 2,020 posts so far this year! Which were the best? Which were the most popular? The editors pick everybody else’s best posts and SO MUCH MORE!

For the first time ever, a majority of Americans support legalizing pot. What are you, ON DOPE?!!

I honestly can’t say if this is the right way to say “comment awards” in Spanish. I can tell you how Ben and Marina feel about adopciones.

Lesbian sex in bathrooms brought to you by heterosexism.

There are so many girls on the television this season! Autostraddle has your guide to the best new fall shows and where to find the queers.