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“From midday until 2 pm, during the hours of greatest heat, when all are in this condition and the mistress falls asleep on the sofa… all the girls, without one exception, masturbate themselves.”

100 hot girl-on-girl lesbian kisses from 100 different movies from all over space and time. Also, a REALLY exciting Anonymous Sex Toy Review.

For a myriad of reasons, we all somehow ended up clicking over to this very special place called Autostraddle Dot Com at some pivotal point in our queermo lives, and now we’re all still here making it happen! In this roundtable, our editors and writers share their “root” — the posts that brought them here for the first time.

The Top 10 Most Popular Autostraddle Posts of 2012, 2012’s Most-Commented-Upon Posts, Top Search Terms and so much more!

We’ve written 2,020 posts so far this year! Which were the best? Which were the most popular? The editors pick everybody else’s best posts and SO MUCH MORE!

Did you know that Rilke’s Mom initially raised him as a girl? True story.

“Thinking about the stud who hit on me in Penn Station. They were so smooth that I’m still thinking about it three years later.”

Hello, are you coming to our party? Please do. We think these comments mean you’re all funny and it would be nice to be drunk in your presence, probs. Do you like my hat? Goodbye.

What’s your favorite kind of birthday cake? We’re asking for a friend.

Since DAR, I’ve been trying to find an equally good queer comic to read, and I think I’ve found a few that come close.

Superman underpants, Rachel Maddow soap, spanking powder, boob-shaped pans and other very very very sexy Valentine’s Day themed objects.

A night of surprises, some of them NSFW.

Ever try to search for lesbian-friendly content on Google and come up short? Us too, and the new Google Instant excludes lesbians altogether. Lesbians queer sex hot sexy lesbians sexy sex.

Our number one feeling is always Alex Vega.

Staycationers ahoy! Are you pumped for the Staycation Spectacular, but feeling like maybe you want something a little more stimulating out of your day?

This month we visit Club Drizzy, Heather gets punched in the face by a racist stranger at the airport, we pause to admire new merch, B wants to interview her not-ex-girlfriend and WHO WILL BE THE BUTT OF OUR GENERATION?

Boy do y’all love to read about rope bondage!

It’s the second issue of the best little behind-the-scenes newsletter EVER.