No Filter Is Playing Sports In The Park With Kate Moennig

Welcome back to another week of No Filter, the column that proves once and for all what a terrific fucking creep I am on the internet. This week, I read a lot of articles about how happy my imaginary girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood is with her (actually pretty cute) boyfriend Andy Tongren and listened mournfully to this song over and over again:

Also in non-Instagram news, Cara Delevingne and Annie Clark were spotted making out in a bar in Manhattan. Click here if you’re the kind of person who’d like to see their sweet romantic embrace described as “GOING AT IT LIKE CRAZED SEX WEASELS.”

Anyway UGH, I guess this week some celebrities did some other stuff. Let’s talk about that:


gram made me a gluten free chocolate cake for my birthday but we forgot to take a pic before we ate it all

A photo posted by DeAnne Smith (@deanne_smith) on


DeAnne Smith and her adorable grandmother celebrated DeAnne’s birth, because DeAnne is a shining star.


#tbt 1992

A photo posted by Samira Wiley (@whododatlikedat) on


This is what Samira Wiley looked at in 1992 and I’m not sure I can handle it.


#FriendshipGoals #Flaritza #iwantyoumorethanpizza

A video posted by Jackie Cruz (@msjackiecruz) on


The greatest romance of our time.


https://instagram.com/p/5kimhisZf6/
So Kate Moennig basically just lives in parks all around Los Angeles and plays sports with other celesbians sometimes, as far as I can tell. This time, it’s soccer with Ruby Rose. Beats the hell out of the time Ruby posted a photo with noted abusive douchecanoe Floyd Mayweather.


Gettin' fit

A video posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on


Sara Quin’s cat went outside. Is this cat’s name Holiday? Am I right about this? Anyway, as you can see here, Holiday had an EXTREME TIME. Probably she’s on her way to shoot some hoops with Moennig.


This was what was on the screen at SAIC when I walked in to colloquium on me. I mean sure.

A photo posted by Eileen Myles (@eileen.myles) on


I feel weird including Eileen Myles in my fluffy celebrity column but this was too real.


There is always space for MO HOMO!!! Big thanks to the amazing @revelandriot for some beautiful threads!!!

A photo posted by Megan Rapinoe (@mrapinoe) on


Megan Rapinoe brings it back around with grace and panache.


Join us next week, when Kate Moennig plays a spirited round of bocce ball in MacArthur Park with Lea DeLaria.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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17 Comments

  1. Ruby Rose is looking more and more like Justin Bieber everyday. Someone else she seems to be spending a bit of time with other than Floyd Mayweather. I was disappointed by that picture too.

  2. kate moennig passing on the her 2005 posterchild-for-the-undernourished-and-gender-confused-award to ruby rose. the girl everyone wants to bang in 2015.

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