Brittani’s Team Pick:
I was into search engines before they were cool. I’ve been using los interwebs since I was 8 and frequented AOL Kids. Nowadays Google is the go to. If I have a doubt, question, or concern about anything my first inclination is to search it. What does Lil’ Tunechi mean? Who makes the cookies at Subway? Who drinks low carb energy drinks? All burning questions that need answers.
Every now and then when I’m in need of a laugh and/or suffering from sleep deprivation, I google “How to” followed by any activity I think will illicit a funny answer. Sure the Autostraddle family doles out some good advice but that cannot be said for everyone here in Internetland. So when I googled “how to hit on your boss” and came across this gem, I was thankful that I was not, indeed, looking for actual advice.
Step 6: Be available: if your boss asks you to assist in them office, or requests that you stay late, do it. In boss terms, this is a first date. You willingness to accommodate their needs will go in your favor.