Holigays 2013 Gift Guide: 25 Sweaters With Cats On Them

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It’s suddenly very very cold. But you know what isn’t cold? Sweaters. And also cats. You know what’s really not cold? Sweaters with cats on them. They sure are cool though.

Full disclosure: some of these might just be sweatshirts.

1. Positive Cat-itude Sweater

You too can be a giant moving cat head.

You too can be a giant moving cat head.

2. Hugs to Go Sweater in Black Tabby

For anyone who ever wanted one of those cats you could take for a walk on your shoulder but was always too terrified the cat would run away.

For anyone who ever wanted one of those cats you could take for a walk on your shoulder but was always too terrified the cat would run away.

3. Cool Cat Sweater

How many cats is too many cats?

How many cats is too many cats?

4. All Purr-pose Sweater

Are those Reindeer? No, they're my only friends.

Are those Reindeer? No, they’re my only friends.

5.Beige & red Cat Skeleton sweater

If you're not anatomically correct, what are you even doing at this party?

If you’re not anatomically correct, what are you even doing at this party?

6. Haute Cat-ure Cardigan

Business in the front, cat lady in the back.

Business in the front, cat lady in the back.

7.Heathered Cat Craze Sweater

It say, "I'm comfy but I'm still a lady."

It say, “I’m comfy but I’m still a lady.”

8. Come Tome to Me Sweatshirt

I believe cat literacy shouldn't be limited by the fact that cats lack opposable thumbs. Or for that matter an ability to understand human language.

I believe cat literacy shouldn’t be limited by the fact that cats lack opposable thumbs. Or for that matter an ability to understand human language.

9. Mirror Image Cat Sweater

Cat Sex in The City had a small but devout following

Cat Sex in The City had a small but devout following

10. Purr Our Conversation Sweatshirt

For the woman who has a lot to say but nothing to talk about.

For the woman who has a lot to say but nothing to talk about.

11. ASOS Cat Sweater

He's smiling, but getting dressed up like this was pretty traumatic for mittens.

He’s smiling, but getting dressed up like this was pretty traumatic for mittens.

12. I’ll Miss Mew Cardigan

Now with real cat fur!

Now with real cat fur!

13.Manhattan Cat Screen Printed Drop-Shoulder Sweater

No one knows the city like your cat knows the city.

No one knows the city like your cat knows the city.

14. Now Mew See Me Sweater

If you don't own a sequined cat sweater, you don't actually care about cats. Or sequin.

If you don’t own a sequined cat sweater, you don’t actually care about cats. Or sequin.

15. Roars and Stripes Sweater

Because size doesn't matter

Because size doesn’t matter

16. Magical Cats Baggy Beach Jumper

Everyone needs a best friend. Even the cat on your shirt.

Everyone needs a best friend. Even the cat on your shirt.

17. Black Cat Sweater

Be prepared to answer questions about the 2003 Animal Planet television film Ghost Cat starring Ellen Page.

Be prepared to answer questions about the 2003 Animal Planet television film Ghost Cat starring Ellen Page.

18.Character Hero Cat Sweater

Therapy not included

Therapy not included

19. Crazy Cat Sweater in Oatmeal

Okay nobody make any "pile of dead kitties" jokes.

Okay nobody make any “pile of dead kitties” jokes.

20. Adventure Teal Crew Neck Sweater

The true meaning of Christmas is money. Or mew-ney.

The true meaning of Christmas is money. Or mew-ney.

21. Cat in Wreath Sweater

You think this is too many bows? Say that to my face. Say that to my adorable little kitten face

You think this is too many bows? Say that to my face. Say that to my adorable little kitten face

22. The Beloved Cat Collage Crewneck

This cat right in the front, yeah, he's my favorite. The cat below him: my second favorite. The others are tied for third.

This cat right in the front, yeah, he’s my favorite. The cat below him: my second favorite. The others are tied for third.

23. Meowtal Sweater

Long live Catallica

Long live Catallica

24. Chill Out Knit Sweater

It's too bright in here and everyone is talking to loud.

It’s too bright in here and everyone is talking to loud.

25. Feline Sweater

I don't want to be a downer, but I do think we should consider the body image issues this cat might create in young kittens.

I don’t want to be a downer, but I do think we should consider the body image issues this cat might provoke in young kittens.

Go get ’em tiger!

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35 Comments

  4. My partner and I have matching cat sweaters which we wear to ugly sweater parties. On the way to one such party, we stopped over at my mother-in-law’s house, and I think she put it perfectly when she asked “could you guys be any more gay?”. Answer: no.

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  9. I can’t be the only more interested in the women wearing the sweaters than the sweater itself, can I? Like do they like do they get to keep the sweater or would they agree with the sentiment I think they look fabulous in their outfits.

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  10. i’ve always been a % dog person, but between this and the weather whiskers app i’m starting to change my mind. AS, could you please stop making me question all the decisions i’ve taken so far?

    jk, don’t ever stop. but now i want a cat, a sweater with a cat and to dress my future cat with a sweater with a cat.

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  14. I think that “Ask Me About My Cat” sweater might be my christmas present to myself. You know, for when I feel like being alone, and I am incapable of telling people this, so I get caught in conversation. This sweatshirt seems perfect for avoiding that!

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  18. Also, it took me forever to realise that #10 was the silhouette of a cat’s head. I thought it was like the outline of a state or a country or something and was wondering what that had to do with conversations about cats. Unless it was the outline of that Japanese cat island. Anyway.

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  26. This post is pawsibly my furvorite gift guide. Thank you fur cat-aloguing these purrfect sweaters-You guys are pawesome! I’m really feline #23. I might just have to write a litter to Santa Claws befur I furget.

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