It’s suddenly very very cold. But you know what isn’t cold? Sweaters. And also cats. You know what’s really not cold? Sweaters with cats on them. They sure are cool though.
Full disclosure: some of these might just be sweatshirts.
You too can be a giant moving cat head.
For anyone who ever wanted one of those cats you could take for a walk on your shoulder but was always too terrified the cat would run away.
How many cats is too many cats?
Are those Reindeer? No, they’re my only friends.
If you’re not anatomically correct, what are you even doing at this party?
Business in the front, cat lady in the back.
It say, “I’m comfy but I’m still a lady.”
I believe cat literacy shouldn’t be limited by the fact that cats lack opposable thumbs. Or for that matter an ability to understand human language.
Cat Sex in The City had a small but devout following
For the woman who has a lot to say but nothing to talk about.
He’s smiling, but getting dressed up like this was pretty traumatic for mittens.
Now with real cat fur!
No one knows the city like your cat knows the city.
If you don’t own a sequined cat sweater, you don’t actually care about cats. Or sequin.
Because size doesn’t matter
Everyone needs a best friend. Even the cat on your shirt.
Be prepared to answer questions about the 2003 Animal Planet television film Ghost Cat starring Ellen Page.
Therapy not included
Okay nobody make any “pile of dead kitties” jokes.
The true meaning of Christmas is money. Or mew-ney.
You think this is too many bows? Say that to my face. Say that to my adorable little kitten face
This cat right in the front, yeah, he’s my favorite. The cat below him: my second favorite. The others are tied for third.
Long live Catallica
It’s too bright in here and everyone is talking to loud.
I don’t want to be a downer, but I do think we should consider the body image issues this cat might provoke in young kittens.
Go get ’em tiger!
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