Flavors.me: An Insta-Resume or Portfolio Tool (Just Add Water!)

In these dark days of financial collapse and (f)unemployment, it’s natural that more and more people are on the prowl for a job. Want a competitive edge? You don’t have to be a web designer or an awesome graphic designer to take advantage of Flavors.me. And it does feel like taking advantage. (I fully expect a (deserved) rebuke from our own graphic designer, who has actual knowledge of shit like this.)

Make a snazzy, elegant resume or portfolio website in seriously no time flat. Sign up, plug in your basic info, connect as many social media feeds as you please, and wham! Look at that awesome site you made. You must be really skilled, right? You’re probably prime employment material already. You do have that glow about you. I bet you would never get drunk on the job, from the looks of it.

Connect Flavors.me to Twitter, LinkedIn, Tumblr, Vimeo, Flickr, WordPress and many, many more, and watch the feeds all coalesce before your eyes, inventing a brand new (effortlessly impressive) you. And if you want to up your level of web-crafting expertise from ‘entirely unskilled’ to ‘mainly incompetent,’ you can upgrade to a paid account for $20 a year and use a custom domain. Yeah, did I mention this is all free?

What a great walking stick. Hire her!

She probably already landed a job.

(See? Even we could do it.)

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  1. This is just what i needed. fucking recession 3 years ago our unemployment rate was 0,8% now it´s 8%. that shit just ain´t cool.

  2. Glad to see Flavors.me is getting some attention! Though it’s one of those things were it’s so cool that you want to hang on to it for yourself, impress your friends, and then share the secret. I’ve had it bookmarked for a good while now, just waiting to become a little more interesting so that I can actually utilize its awesomeness, lol.

  3. for some reason, on my flavors.me, my tumblr feed doesn’t update so its always stuck on an outdated post. i guess the cache just needs to be refreshed, but its kind of annoying. :( do you have that problem too?

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