Also: Ama Elsesser is cooking great dinners for her lover and Rhea Butcher is getting into tie dye and it’s frankly inspiring.
So many Moms, so little time!
But who gets custody of the rescue puppies and the sex bench?!?!?
Plus, Gaby Dunn does cool baby sitter cosplay and I am praying Sarah Paulson makes “Winnie Wednesdays” a permanent thing.
Also, Holland Taylor shares a TBT sketch of herself that I simply must own.
King Princess and Quinn Wilson give us horse girl content and Kristen Kish needs a haircut!
Also, Gaby Dunn is still hot, Rhea reminds me of outerwear, Stephanie Beatriz dyes her hair and dogs continue to be the best friend celebrities need in these times.
Also Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli are doing a little dance for you and King Princess is driving topless!
This is just a handful of the things that have made me smile and cackle while my phone is propped up against the toaster while I’m standing over the stove eating hamburger helper in my panties (the lasagna one SLAPS).
Like all of us, Ali Krieger is waiting for a Zoom call.
Y’all the world is not ending. Far from it! Black queer love is alive and thriving!! Girls are still buying girls extravagant gifts and presenting them with huge custom made bows just to say “happy birthday, boo” and we LOVE to see it!
Gigi Gorgeous needs book recommendations and Hayley Kiyoko has some iconic lounge wear!
Even in quarantine, celebrities are wealthy and glamorous!
Can you be involved in pit bull rescues and be straight? Sure, of course you can. I’m just saying.
Ashley Benson brings back lip gloss, Indya Moore has some great energy for the week, Janet Mock celebrates her birthday and Ali Krieger celebrates her team and also me I guess?
Also! Trace Lysette looks like a million bucks, Samira Wiley votes, Gaby Dunn wears the gay woman uniform and Kristen Kish loves art.
Plus, Ashley Benson, Cara Delevingne and Rosanny Zayas reinvent outwear and pantsuits!
Holland Taylor gives Sarah Paulson some eyes, Kate Moennig loves her dog, and Trace Lysette indulges in the kind of dramatics you simply love to see!
Plus, Ashley Benson really knows how to lounge, and Kate Moennig shares an iconic throwback photo.
Maria Bello, best known to Autostraddle readers for playing Coyote Mommi Lil Lovell in the 2000 lesbian cinematic masterpiece Coyote Ugly, showed up at Elton John’s Oscar party last night with longtime girlfriend Dominique Crenn in tow and announced that they were no longer able to fight the moonlight.