When exactly did she develop a taste for the cherry and on which day in history did she finally deign to take a bite?
Sarah Paulson sharing mysterious photos of Holland Taylor, there’s a lot of Aries energy in this week’s column, and who is ready to have the conversation about Top Chef being TOP TIER reality TV that is slept on?
Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from your blessing. Also, you must have mommi issues to ride this ride, and when we meet IRL be ready to put your mouth where you said it would be in that text you sent at 2:43 AM.
So look. At least half of this post is… uh…*counts* four images of Janelle Monáe. And then… a video. Of Janelle Monáe. I couldn’t pick! How was I supposed to choose?? In this economy?
Should I start using TikTok to place hook-up ads with accompanying visuals and music?!?!
We’re here to celebrate the sh*t outta Samira Wiley making back selfies a thing, the search for Ella Hunt’s exactly perfect cheesey treat, and Janelle Monáe looks incredible — we know this.
I think about Queen Latifah 10 times a day and apparently, y’all do too. Also, who wouldn’t want their vaccine served with a side of celery juice and a dash of Young MA?
Let’s start placing our bets on how many deeply gay bops and ballads we’re gonna get on this Demi Lovato album? Also: Jamie Clayton, Hari Nef, and Kate Moennig’s dog always knows how to find the camera.
Whenever I see a hot Lezbeeanne with a bookbag waiting for the train, I can’t help but wonder — whose night are they about to go make? Also, there is no such thing as a white stud and I am moving to Trinidad in search of true love.
At long last, Demi says she is “too queer” to date cis men, so now she’s free to call me.
Trace Lysette celebrates International Women’s Day, Quinn Wilson seems… neat, you know? And it’s so and cool and fine and normal that Janelle Monaé looks like this, hahahahahahahah we’re fine.
I would like you all to know you’re probably a bit messy but just embrace it for summer starts. Also, I will absolutely cheat on you with Kehlani if she gave me the time of day and we will just have to cross that bridge when we get there.
Do you remember those celebrity dream date quizzes in the back of teen magazines? Well for Autostraddle’s 12th birthday, I decided to queer it up!
Nostalgia for mid aughts Black girl excellence, we too would like to thank Dior for this Gillian Anderson look, and oh to be the floor that Janet Mock is lying on.
Y’all aren’t scamming enough for me. Also, make sure your spirit isn’t ugly, stop questioning your friends when they suddenly say their goodbyes, and if you’re a stem let’s get married so I can double my wardrobe and makeup.
Oh to be a small dog accompanying Gillian Anderson, Lena Waithe thirst became we are living in a damn Paul Blart Mall Cop, and POV: You are Chef Melissa’s boo and she just came home from a long day of work.
Plus — a dash of stud slander and a reminder to always shoot your shot. Stay hydrated out there, champ.
We’re still not over new moms Ashlyn Harris and Ali Krieger, Trace Lysette will have you listening to Purple Rain, and Niecy Nash’s new gay love energy is so powerful she had FOUR Valentine’s Day posts.
I have decided to move to Paris to find me a wife with an accent and acrylics. If that doesn’t work, I’ll stay here and try to continue dodging entanglements. Also — FEMME FOR FEMME LOVE AND BOOTY GRABS FOR YOUR MIDWEEK SLUMP!
“lol at my life, break up with someone right after you put out a love song about them, looool gonna go cry forever.”
This photo of Trace Lysette will get you right, thrilling Amandla Stenberg content, Gottmik in that LBD — oh and a very cute clingy cat hanging off Amber Hikes because yes you’re gay.