It’s an exciting day here on Autostraddle, as we’re officially announcing our “Win a FREE Caribbean Cruise for 2 from Sweet” Contest, in which you and a friend (or your hot girlfriend? or your Mom?) could join all the loving laughing licking lesbians on a 7-day cruise to Costa Maya, Mexico, Belize City, Belize, Cozumel, Mexico, and Roatan, Honduras! You know who will be there besides the likes of Erin Foley, Kate McKinnon, and Dani Campbell? Us, silly!
The prize package is worth a total value of $2,998 and includes all of your accommodations, meals, port taxes, gratuities and fuel surcharges.
Wanna know more? (and there’s so much more…)
Head over to our contest page to learn more about Sweet, the cruise, and how to win!
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I really wish I had a passport,vacation time, and money. :(
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And I second Paper’s comment!!
So do you have to be gay to enter the contest? If yes, if I bring my bi-sexual sister will that count?
All are welcome!
Anyone of any orientation is welcome! Natalie’s coming and she’s not gay! I’m sure your bisexual sister would have a fabulous time as well
Oh she would. I would have to put her on a leash!
Ahh, so many memories of the beloved Dana Fairbanks. *wink* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwE9usMaN8
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Wish I could go. Maybe if there’s one next year… : (
It’s so tempting to just say “Screw education!” and enter this contest. But alas, that is not practical for my long-term goals.
I don’t follow your logic here.
what are long-term goals? are they important? emily, lets represent Canada please.
My long-term goals are to graduate college.
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LOL, Jen, are you saying Canadians don’t have long-term goals? Since I want to be a writer of some sort, it seems to be my destiny to be poor so I should probably just enter the contest and go on the cruise. But there’s always the chance that I’ll actually turn out to be a good writer and I’ll make a lot of money and then donate it all to Autostraddle. In conclusion, you should encourage me to go to school.
You have reached the wrong conclusion Emily. I have goals, but they are so far in the future that one week on a boat will probably push me ahead rather than put me behind. My midterms are the last week of November. When are yours? and also who cares, lets just go.
Sub October for November. It’s friday night right now.
WHO WANTS TWO REALLY CUTE KIDS FOR ONE WEEK IN NOVEMBER? i’ll also throw in an old dog and an overweight cat. TAKERS?
If they wont cost anything and like college art classes, you can drop the kids here on your way ;)
Damn. Wish I could drop school for a week and give it a go!
This has nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to share this with everybody else (it seems I was not alone during that ignorance-filled period): http://geeksoapbox.blogspot.com/2009/01/did-you-know-aluminum-foil-edition.html
Damn, there sure are a lot of excuses for not being able to go in these comments. Too bad I have excuses too. But this is an amazing thing Autostraddle is doing for you! So those of you that do not have kids or big school exams must enter and go and give us all the details when you get back. By the way, that mask in my picture, it is in Belize. Just sayin.