It’s an exciting day here on Autostraddle, as we’re officially announcing our “Win a FREE Caribbean Cruise for 2 from Sweet” Contest, in which you and a friend (or your hot girlfriend? or your Mom?) could join all the loving laughing licking lesbians on a 7-day cruise to Costa Maya, Mexico, Belize City, Belize, Cozumel, Mexico, and Roatan, Honduras! You know who will be there besides the likes of Erin Foley, Kate McKinnon, and Dani Campbell? Us, silly!
The prize package is worth a total value of $2,998 and includes all of your accommodations, meals, port taxes, gratuities and fuel surcharges.
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