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Top 7 Melania Trump Body Double Costumes on Amazon
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I think Melania permanently looks like she recognizes you but can’t remember your name or where you met.
And the video version you didn’t ask for:
Melania’s marriage is an abandoned Garth.
Ok… to be honest, I hadn’t heard about the body double before responding (twice). I was driving all day, but now I’ve seen the photos. That nose! There’s ‘nose’ mistaking it!
But I maintain Melania is Garth. Now I’ll get the hell out of here! ✈️
She also looks like she finds it slightly annoying that she can’t remember you. I think that accounts for that touch of disdain she has in every look
I had to login just to give this a thumbs up. It’s so true.
Have you ever seen her dad, though?
her dad is a donald trump body double
Kind of creepy. Straight people are wild.
IKR? At least queer couples have the decency to look like EACH OTHER.
There is only so many styles plaid and queercuts comes in, it’s bound to happen.
Just when you thought that things couldn’t get weirder…
Erin, I adore you.
i love having you here val – me you and all our friends
tag urself i’m michelle obama speechwriter
i’m “glasses do not have lenses. […] they are simple costume glasses”
I’m fulfilled by Amazon
in stock
I’m “Costume Adventure”
qualified customer
i’m DO NOT APPLY HEAT!
I’d like to pretend I’m Diamond Eating Wealthy Fancy Lady, but who am I kidding? I’m Political Liability.
I’m whatever one size fits most isn’t
I’m maybe flattened
ERIN.
melanie
the glasses do not have lenses
he tells the truth – melanie
DIAMOND EATING WEALTHY FANCY LADY
How… do the sunglasses not have lenses? Are you supposed to give yourself two black eyes?
it’s from the darkness within
every single one of these originally showed up as a picture of a kitten bc i have the word trump blocked.
e r i n
noooooooooo this is too good
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Oh Erin ?
Ahh that graphic border like Melania-print duct tape! Too perfect.
A touch of genius