Winter is coming, so we’re turning up the heat with Halloween costumes that are also hot role play costumes. You’re welcome.
Somehow we have enshrined vampirism into the pantheon along with Christmas, Halloween and sometimes Thanksgiving as deserving of its own 20-45 minutes in the sun each year, particularly in the realm of procedurals, and you know what, sure! Why not. This is not all of the vampire episodes ever made, but they are pretty good ones, if I do say so myself.
Like March Madness for your horny, freak dyke friends. Of 6 lesbian or bisexual vampires from cinema and literature, which one would you buss it wide open for?
Five vampire couples who may not be safe to hang around when they’re hungry, but are pretty good girlfriends
“I can’t pay my rent with being a vampire, Rachel… can I?”
What is even the point of heterosexual vampires?
If witches are a way to tell stories about women and power, vampires are a way to tell stories about women and sex.
“Paranormal and Western are two genres that go great together, and when you add lesbians, it all becomes so, so much better.”
Misandrist. Lesbian. Vampires.