There will never be anything better than Laneia as Wednesday Addams, I’m positive.
20. i wish we could put together a listling of “things we emailed each other in rapid succession when stef brought up marilyn manson.”
As my fellow writers and I watched incredulously in a moment many likened to the millennial New Years’ ball drop, 500+ dedicated queermos and their friends signed my change.org petition!
“I can’t believe Carly and Robin haven’t done that already.” (There’s a change.org petition we need you to sign. This is important business.)
We brought on a bunch of new people and you should probably get to know them a little better. Someone’s cat just had kittens! Neat!
Here’s the stories we missed while I won big at the Elvis slot machines in Vegas.
“IS RUDE AND/OR DEHUMANIZING TO SOMEONE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY” (What would you put on your Mom and/or Dad Bingo card?)
“Eight New Kinds of Dildos For You To Gay Marry”
Laura’s going to Law School so she won’t be Associate Editing anymore — let’s reflect upon Laura’s awesomeness and welcome our TWO brand new Associate Editors to The Team!
Have you been wondering who these pieces of heaven are? Wait no longer.
The song is part of her upcoming and much-awaited mixtape, “Spirit Finger Gazebo,” which until recently often felt like a distant dream.
“All I really wanted to do was shake the Tegan and Sara’s hands. That’d be enough. Unfortunately, it’d also only take 10 seconds. I’d have at least 80 seconds left to fill.”
“five years from now when i’m living in a tree writing tracts about how monsanto is part of the illuminati cabal on recycled seventh-generation paper bags, you can pinpoint this as the moment it started.”
If you didn’t make it into A-Camp, there’s still a bright beaming ray of sunshine on your horizon and it’s called B-Camp! BRING YOUR OWN PROPS AND HAIR CRIMPER.
Vanessa’s Team Pick: Time Out New York magazine thinks you should date Gabby and obviously we wholeheartedly agree.
Perhaps you have overlooked some of the many beautiful amazing posts we churned out this year.
I’d like to share with you the wedding album of one much-beloved Carly / DJ Carlytron Usdin and Photographer-to-the-Stars Robin Roemer, co-starring Arthur the amazingly statuesque dog and made possible by Kelly Kollar.
Meet the freshest little faces of Autostraddle: it’s our Intern Army redux!
It’s our CEO of Ideas Riese’s birthday! We’ll help you celebrate accordingly.
In which we hope to give our Senior Editor Rachel the best birthday gift ever, with your help!