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I pictured Scully during my initial read through, but by the second I was definitely picking up a Benson vibe. Kudos.
i was going for 2 thank you
I very much enjoy the ‘tour inside of Erin’s brain’ aspect of this website
i’m sorry charlotte
Literally no apology needed, you’re a proper treasure
can i direct the a-camp premiere of this??
can you also star
Neither my wife to be nor myself own a flat billed snapback. We do both have plaid button ups though. Haha.
Brava! ???????? Encore encore!
I’m embarrassed by my undeniable and kind of uncontrollable attraction to kind of fck-boi-looking sporty girls in snap backs. I know it’s such a “look” but it just gets me every time. See: Ashlyn Harris (especially pre haircut). Gah.
Does this mean there is at least one hatless and topless lesbian somewhere in the house?
I never thought of that….but I’m totally here for it now you’ve put the idea in my head!
I mean…she’s probably in the bathroom wearing two t-shirts and gelling her hair
STAY TUNED
sally, thanks for the question. there’s not a topless lesbian in the house. hope this clears things up
This is a cruel mystery
Also, as well as a play, this would make a very good intro to a text adventure game.
I would play this
“You go into the bedroom. You see a salt lamp, a bed, and a box under the bed. What do you do?”
As usual when I’m in the bedroom, I’d probably try the following:
Go north
Go south
Go east
Go west
Go up
And then when none of those worked I’d go down.
<3 that this is tagged as theater
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Haunting!
LOL this is amazing.
I really needed that laugh!
Hahahaha….hah hahahahahahah
Masterpiece
Thank you for yoir art.
This inspired me to look up the word snapback. I had pictured it to be either suspenders or a small backpack, also both signs of lesbianism.
Snapback would be an excellent word for suspenders!
Also an excellent word for a small backpack!
In the absence of Mallory, I sure am glad there is Erin.
Haha, okay =P
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Aw, delightful! Now I have two favourite 10 second pieces of lesbian literature (the other one is the text adventure “queers in love at the end of the world” by anna anthropy).