Tacey gasped as Paige’s hand came back down, slap slap slap, in quick succession on both of her cheeks. Paige murmured, “Good girl,” and smoothed her palms over Tacey’s wide ass, using her nails to scratch and tickle.
“Swaddled in cardigans, ensconced in sweaters— Mommis are at their most powerful when the temperature drops below 70 degrees. In their honor, here is a fall fashion guide that will allow you to usurp some of their power for your own!”
When in doubt: MONOGRAM.
The Mamma Mia! Cinematic Universe is the new Marvel Cinematic Universe—spread the word.
Here are this year’s Emmy Momminations power rankings, from Mommi to Mommiest.
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Take it from two experts.