“I distinctly remember you eating my pussy on the banks of the Nile river, ” I say and we both waterfall into each other’s bodies. I climb on top of her, straddle her hips, and she grabs my ass.
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The main problem with Harry is that she’s just not around enough to make up for everyone else’s assholery.
“There’s an easily accessible narrative in wilderness travel, to pretend we’re living outside of society, and to strive to create a better version of it. The temptation to argue that “x doesn’t really matter out here” rears its head in all of the usual places: race, socioeconomics, gender, age. What I’ve come to struggle with in the canoe, and years later, is which way to go. To continue my first argument, to dismantle gender, or to teach gender – to teach what it means to be a strong, dirty woman, to ask my co-instructor to teach positive masculinity.”
Sometimes you need to get outside and remember who you are and who you want to be. These are the sex toys to bring with you.
This week I’m a short short enthusiast, an Earth Mother, and a Mother Earth stan.
“My Dinah mission was not to party, but to go on an adventure. In three days I crossed four big items off my bucket list: camping under an eclipse, Dinah, Salvation Mountain, and the Salton Sea.”
Our very own Forever Intern Grace Ellis, along with Noelle Stevenson, Shannon Watters and Brooke Allen, have combined forces for the comic book “Lumberjanes,” about five girls at camp having fun and fighting monsters.
Melanie Gillman’s webcomic As the Crow Flies tells the story of a young, queer girl of color trying to find her place at a Christian camp filled with people she can’t relate to.
If you’ve ever been asked to “play something” and found yourself suddenly lost for chords, this playlist is for you.
How can I resist the plethora of outdoorsy camping apps out there? I can’t. I can’t resist.
Featuring Taylor and Cee dressed up like boy scouts! Yes, really.
Are all camp-related words fun to say? Maybe.
National S’mores Day is tomorrow and we are SO READY.
The only Camping Wisdom I have acquired is that rocky riverbeds make terrible beds and chopping wood’s hard. Oh, and marshmallows need to be toasted and consumed in large quantities.
Camp is family, after all.
If you’re going camping, you really need to have a pocket knife.
The last thing I want when facing 200 other lesbians in the sun-filled woods is to look like I was cooked to rare and then set free at the Jersey Shore.
When the revolution comes, you’ll need to know how to set stuff ablaze! Also, you’ll want S’mores.
“I would’ve cried if someone hadn’t started singing, and then someone else joined in.”