From Exxon to sexism, we’ve got a lot of people to put in the doghouse. Let’s slam it out.

In which some Dykes on Bikes take on the United States Patent and Trademark Office. Start your engines.

A Louisiana justice of the peace denied a straight interracial couple a marriage license out of concern for their future children. A high school student in Mississippi is kicked out of the yearbook for wearing a tuxedo. And where’s the progress on DADT?

Handmade Valentine’s Day Cards to replace anything you were thinking of buying from a grocery store.

What are your 15 favorite things about kitten bedtime?

Feel the men’s rights activists rage in the comments for “Girls Against Boys,” swag yourself clean watching AzMarie’s new music video and play seven minutes in heaven with Tina Fey.

This week on NSFW Sunday: debate over porn, BDSM, a gallery of studs from V Magazine, and the end of monogamy.

Calling all wandering queers! I’ve written you a survival guide for the next time you’re trying to move onto someone’s back porch.

There are so many embed codes coming to life in this article. Everyone’s on video, you guys.

Get out your dream journal!

The USWNT win gold. So do some other people. This might be your last chance to spew Olympics feelings for a while so get it all out.

Brittany is a caring nurse on her way to the top and a gymnast with a penchant for handstands. You’d better be able to throw a football!

“Happiness is a gay ribbon…”

The gay foreign policy spokesman Romney hired tolerated about two weeks of B.S. before jumping ship — yep, it’s gotten that bad over there.

Cities wanna be her.

We promise this will be our last non-SEO-friendly headline. Tomorrow the redesign launches. Today; we will ‘laugh’ & feast – kids can’t handle the transgendered truth, MIT studies facebook gays, The Office & Gay Panic TV, Three Rivers sneak peak, and NSFW Sunday.

Emily spent half of this episode in a totally ripped up sweater. Need I say more?

Banks is an anti-glamour loudmouth chasing big-time success without mercy or apology, because, let’s face it, who has time to apologize when you’re becoming famous this fucking fast?

In which I respond to a BBC interview featuring yours truly on the matter of “booth babes” and call for a better apology from Gary Shapiro, all-around really influential technology guy.

Who wants to win a party in their pants? We have a big sex toy giveaway, mortifying sex stories, and so much more!