“Give me a human, I’ll keep it alive. Give me a plant, it’ll last a week.”

Cue the jaunty lesbian speed-walking music!

Also! Updates on Legacies, Top Chef’s queer cheftestants, Charmed, and Station 19’s yikes storyline!

Sandra Oh as Eve Polastri, Jodie Comer as Villanelle – Killing Eve _ Season 3, Episode 8 – Photo Credit: Laura Radford/BBCAmerica/Sid Gentle

Jodie Comer as Villanelle, Sandra Oh as Eve Polastri – Killing Eve _ Season 3, Episode 8 – Photo Credit: Laura Radford/BBCAmerica/Sid Gentle

Sandra Oh as Eve Polastri, Jodie Comer as Villanelle – Killing Eve _ Season 2, Episode 5 – Photo Credit: Robert Viglasky/BBCAmerica

Sandra Oh as Eve Polastri, Jodie Comer as Villanelle – Killing Eve _ Season 4, Episode 5 – Anika Molnar/BBCA

Plus! Jennifer Beals joins Ilene Chaiken’s Law & Order; Wildmoore shippers, hydrate!; Jada Pinkett Smith will reunite with Queen Latifah in The Equalizer; and more!

The show’s Halloween episode delivers horror, humor, queerness, and — most importantly — A CALIGULA SIGHTING.

There are 14 canon ships here, and 11 femslash ships, making 2021 the first year ever that there’s more canon couples represented in fan fiction’s top tier than non-canon couples!

Wipe away those break up tears because we’re going to show you that love is not a lie! This week we have Autostraddle editor and all around icon Heather Hogan talking about her 11 year(!!) relationship with her wife and all things long term relationships.

We love queer television because television brings us together, and nothing better defines that spirit than this little homegrown awards contest.

In the season six finale, Sara and Ava try to pull of a last-minute wedding before the impending alien invasion…can queer love save the day?

Would you prefer to Hide Your Lesbians or to Bury Your Gays? This quiz will let you know where you’d end up in the wonderful world of Lesbian and Bisexual TV Tropes.

November 2020 is a big month for homoerotic ’90s movies on Hulu, Netflix, Amazon and HBO Max as well as the much-anticipated lesbian rom-com “Happiest Season” starring Kristen Stewart on Hulu!

Gay TV shows like Gentleman Jack, Euphoria, Pose The Handmaid’s Tale and The L Word: Generation Q had production suspended due to the pandemic, but filming is starting up again. We’ve got updates on 50+ of your faves.

Nicole tries to protect the Homestead from a People Eater while Waverly helps Wynonna compete in a Chili Cookoff FOR FREEDOM. This episode is bonkers, y’all.

I’m just a shell of myself. Ok, Brandy? I’m a shell of myself.

Topics include Chyler Leigh and Lili Reinhart coming out, Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan playing lesbian lovers in “Ammonite,” updates on Batwomans’s fate, a new trailer for “The Politician,” and more.

How To Get Away with Murder sends Annalise Keating off with one of Viola Davis’ most triumphant performances yet. Plus updates on: Harley Quinn, Betty, Station 19, Vagrant Queen, In the Dark, and Motherland: Fort Salem.