I’m not sure I’ve ever felt less positive about the federal government or less patient for RuPaul’s sickening liberalism.

Ru promises a whole new approach which could either mean complex psychological torture or opening chocolate bars.

Ryan finds some time for softness with Sophie in between saving the world in Batwoman’s season finale.

Is it still a lesbian love triangle if there are four players? You, your girlfriend, your ex girlfriend, and your ex girlfriend’s (maybe) ex girlfriend who just loves to stir trouble.

There’s something about Mary. And also, by golly do I enjoy a love triangle. In the year of Beyoncé 2021, I did not imagine we would get this.

Alex and Kelly try to have their bachelorette party but Nyxly and her boytoy have other plans for the Superfriends.

Callie and Mariana agree to leave their wacky sister stories at home and work together to try to crack a case at their law firm.

Ava and Sara are off looking for wedding venues so we have to spend the whole episode watching Constantine be… well, Constantine. They can’t all be Thong Songs and Beebo Battles, I guess.

The Legends make one last ditch effort to save Sara and reunite her with Ava so she can finally, finally propose to the love of her life.

Angelique and Ryan get closer, Sophie gets a new nickname, and Ryan’s Kryptonite wound is OUT OF CONTROL.

Things I was reminded of while watching this episode: the serial killer gene, cannibal meat pies, and Andy Cohen existing in the Archieverse.

Melissa Benoist makes her directing debut, Alex eats dumplings, and Lena wears one hell of a suit.

Alex and Kara work to stop the Toyman once and for all while Lena continues working with her brother to figure out Non Nocere.

The Legends are BACK and so are Sara and Ava, learning to navigate their post-Crisis relationship.

Alex worries about Kelly as the hunt for J’onn’s brother continues.

The Superfriends enter their final battle with the big bads of the season, and also Alex and Kelly finally talk about their intensity.

If you thought Legends couldn’t get Jane Austen, a ghost, and a Bollywood musical in the same episode, you haven’t been paying attention.

Sara takes the Legends back to the 70s where they have to face their truths whether they like it or not.

Sara and Ava do a dance, literally and figuratively, while trying to catch a magical creature on the loose.

One episode left until the season finale, and Anissa has finally put together the pieces of who Grace Choi has really been all along.