Chances are good I hate your cat because it makes me sneeze. But do you know who doesn’t make me sneeze? Simba.

“By the way, what the heck is going on with Diane? Is she possessed? Has she always been a secret mythical ancient being? Why is she saying the golden bow that the girls found is hers?”

We recorded a song for you!

This week in Rosewood Rumer Willis drops by to show off some sexy pictures of Emily drilling. Drill, baby, drill.

Sam talks about A-camp, traveling and couch surfing, her celebrity crush and more.

So. Many. S’mores.

“Get ready to do meta-reality somersaults about sci fi, chihuahua tossing, and Russian literature.”

Anna Camp and Rebel Wilson talk about being queer in a new interview, Sara Quin talks parenthood, Reneé Rapp and Ziwe face off, Hip-hop artist Shygirl comes out, reactions to the new Traitors cast and more !

The only job a 16-year-old lifeguard really has is to kiss their coworkers and fuck around. Sadly, I took this job far more seriously than I should’ve.

REI brought some extra joy to our writers’ lives by opening up their catalog and letting us choose gifts to give each other!

“It was like needing food, and eating a pile of smooth, round stones instead. It was almost a life.”

Also! Updates on American Horror Story: Double Feature, New Amsterdam, Legacies, Nancy Drew, Home Economics and High Town!

The Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival! Laneia’s going and wants to share the things she’s totally most psyched about, and the things she’s a “teensy bit nervous” about. Either way, it’s going to be awesome.

“All horror is queer culture, as is Halloween as you correctly stated, and the 1970s in general, AND all final girls are queer culture in a very specific way that can only be discussed when you’re extremely high during a full moon.”

We may not live in four-berry households, but we are definitely living four-berry lives.

We’ve got Mike Pence as the Demagorgon, leprosy-based seduction (like you do), and threesomes with your boss!

We’re looking for a Fashion/Beauty Editor and a few new Staff Writers to join our team! Also: we pay!

You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!

I’m guest editing an essay series for Autostraddle next month and am looking for personal essays about how your black queer life has been saved or influenced by art in all forms, from television to sculpture.

Can you help me understand why I identify so strongly with 80s music videos?