Summer may be over, but these jams will take the pain away.

I AM VAMPIRE

“Acceptance of same-sex sexual attractions and sexual orientation may not mean the formation of an L.G.B. sexual-orientation identity. Alternate identities may develop instead.”

Raquel talks about her break-up from Mikey, Ilene Chaiken’s death wish for us, WTF is up with all the hair and make-up artists on The Real L Word and more!

Did you know that in Argentina, this show is advertised as “the show for women that every man will want to watch”?

“Due to the tsunami advisory, filming of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has been delayed. All cast and crew were evacuated to the movie production’s base camp. Everyone is safe and sound.”

Hello today there is good news re: scholarships for gay kids and also gay marriage and also EUROVISION which is obvs most important. May or may not contain an otter, I can’t make any promises.

I’m confused a lot, but happy Friday!

It’s music festival season! Where are you going this year and, more importantly, do you have an extra ticket?

This week on The Real L Word, everybody cried because everybody hurts, sometimes.

90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

Please say you love me back.

Languish in the glory of your sexy geekdom. Includes Harry Potter related photography.

People that you care about won awards for things! It’s Queen Latifah’s birthday and also the birthday of 17 Great Dane puppies, like actually for real! And there was a lady on the cover of WIRED Magazine, and also baby elephants, and also straight America is coming around to marriage equality, and hey have we told you yet today that WE LOVE YOU.

EMILY CAN OPEN HER OWN DAMN DOOR

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

“I didn’t come out. I fell out on my face.”

The only thing that would’ve made it more lesbiany is if there had been a lesbian in it, or if Brittany and Santana had made out.

Gaga acknowledged Madonna’s existence and the world didn’t end!

The one where nearly every single member of the Team discusses some of the best (Golden Girls) and most questionable (Grey’s Anatomy) TV shows out on DVD.