Sometimes, I like to give you a theme to describe all the glorious new artists I’ve assembled for you; this month, the best I can tell you is that they’re all songs you might want to dance around like a lunatic to. Let’s get to it.

Superhero powers, moms and the Twilight Zone.

Felix says they need an idea to trap Donnie, and Alison tells him what every college student already knows: drinking leads to ideas.

Libraries give us the chance to know something about ourselves and we love them.

Autostraddle chatted with Eve Lindley and Ryley Pogensky, two models from “Brothers, Sisters, Sons & Daughters,” about what brought them to the shoot and how it’s keeping them around.

The Lesbians Who Tech Summit was awesome, is a way to combat sexism and also meet adorable nerdy gays.

Luckily, we were able to drown out our A-Camp sorrows over some retail therapy at the Mall of America, and a few drinks on Bourbon Street.

Jill/Gilles is a Professional Queer if I ever met one and strives “to bring trans*, female-bodies, queer representation to a community that needs it.”

Sometimes you need to get outside and remember who you are and what you want to be. And ogle.

A historic lesbian union, a failed hunger strike, queer ladies in the lap of luxury, and the ultimate “fuck you” to Linda Harvey’s anti-gay bullshit.

The leaves were falling, the children were wandering the streets in search of candy and the dog was dressed like a bumblebee.

Because of how upset and exhausted I assume y’all must be, I’ve made sure this recap is chock full of inappropriate captions and semi-offensive image editing and even drinking games you can play the next time you feel up to the challenge. Here is your veritable stuffed French toast of a recap, so go ahead and dig in.

Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman dated and nothing else even matters. Also unlikeable protagonists, books to treat depression, books to treat your lesbian break-up and more.

Registration is open for A-Camp May 2013! Sign up now to spend four days on a mountain with a bunch of weirdos, it’s gonna be crazy fun.

Straddler On The Street turns one year old today, so we captured Vanessa and insisted she let us interview her instead of vice versa like usual. The results are predictably full of floral print and feelings.

Lisa Frank, tiny fruits and “gooey rainbow vomit goodness”

For the second week in a row, The Walking Dead has delivered us some queer lady goodness. Let’s relive those moments now.

Our journey continues through the Pacific Northwest with creepy doughnuts, surprise parties, and musical theatre!

We danced on a mountain ’til 2:30 in the morning and this is what it sounded like.

Here’s how we’re gonna be brave and bold in the new year. What about you?