Helena and Pupok go on a mango hunt, Alison becomes a pill pusher, Cosima gets sassy with science, and Sarah almost loses Kira again.

The world’s largest fandom playground never stops giving!

Psst, Callie and Arizona like each other, pass it on.

Oh, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous womankind is! O brave new world, that has such characters in it!

Lumberjanes got a nod, too! And for the first time ever, nine out of ten nominated TV dramas feature queer women!

There were 128 queer lady characters on TV this year, if you can believe that. It’s a brand new world.

Do you smell apples? I smell apples.

“Ruth lifts her head, smiles demure and sweet, her lips swollen with kissing. ‘Can’t miss a chance to minister to a heathen like you, Idgie.'”

There were more queer female characters of color on TV in 2014 than the total number of queer female characters on TV, period, five years ago.

Plus it’s finally time for ABC Family’s leztastic Christmas specials!

Is that gross? That’s really gross, huh?

Pull up a chair, pour yourself a whiskey, and let’s talk about the whitest Oscars in decades.

Delphine ramps the misandry up to eleven, and also breaks Cosima’s poor heart.

This week in Rosewood, Emily and Paige queer a hoedown! That’s right, it’s girls dancing together in plaid and cowboy boots!

‘Tis the season to have a blast with some queers and find someone new to read graphic novels with while watching Love Actually and smoking some firme bud by the fire.

More lesbian sex than lesbian death on TV this week! It’s a 2014 record!

Paige throws Emily a surprise birthday party but Emily shows up completely pissed off. This is not going to end well.

Stef and Lena agree to let Callie go, and Rosie’s got a brand new house.

This week in Rosewood Rumer Willis drops by to show off some sexy pictures of Emily drilling. Drill, baby, drill.

It was a pretty lame week for queer women on TV, but at least Kalinda and Lana were naked most of the time.