Tiny fish can sate your cravings without being jerks to the environment.

In which new characters are introduced, Santana has to be photoshopped in and Kate Hudson wears nothing but lingerie for 44 minutes.

This week on The Real L Word, everybody went to Dinah Shore and talked about each other to each other!

Yawning is the number one dance move for today.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

“Smash” is going to smash your face in with awesomeness and you’ll have a hard time picking what to watch on Monday nights.

Now is the winter of our lesbian content made glorious summer by this wrap-up of the season’s gay parts.

What was the highlight of your week, friends?

Country music: Now with 100% less liberal guilt.

My grandma shoved 30 dollars in my hand once and told me, “Always tell the truth about who you are and know we’ll love you anyway.”

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

In which we meet ONE MORE LESBIAN and look for the key. The key to what? You’ll see.

Talk about speed-dating.

And will be until 2056.

Hearts are warmed, words are yelled, hugs are hugged, lips are kissed — it’s “All Em, all the time.”

Remember that time the electricity went out and Laura couldn’t do the comment awards? Happy Friday!

“I didn’t come out. I fell out on my face.”

How did Emily get Paige’s photo on her cell-phone is what I want to know.

Lizz’s Team Pick: Tip #2: Play to the top of your intelligence. “I am trying to write a book. The book begins with me as a college student, a nineteen-year-old girl. I did a lot of dumb shit at that age.”

On the upside, nobody died in a fire.