Also, Evan Rachel Wood attends a Rocky Horror screening and Sarah Paulson makes a real connection with someone special.
These lovely people deserve much better than to be forever known as reality television stars, and we genuinely wish both of them the absolute best.
“Numerous Hollywood actresses — Garbo, Gish, Dietrich, Jean Arthur, um, Kay Francis, Stanwyck, Bankhead, Del Rio, Janet Gaynor, etc., etc., — have enjoyed lesbian or bi relationships. Have you ever…?”
BUT WHERE IS PATTERS?!?!?!
Knowing better and doing better is a U-turn opening, and then there’s us smiling in our car, driving directly and proudly into the median.
Also, Tegan and Sara go full Canada, Gaby Dunn goes full LA and Evan Rachel Wood goes full bisexual.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood journeys further into the maze and Mallory Ortberg is here to serenade you.
This song is quietly ruining my life.
“Once I spoke about my sexual fluidity, people were like, ‘So you’re gay,'” she explains. “And I’m like, ‘No, I’m not gay…’ A lot of the friends I have who are straight have such an old way of thinking. It’s, ‘so you’re just gay, right?’ [They] don’t understand it.”
Maybe have a marathon!
Also, Ruby Rose finds a banana world and Gaby Dunn is a cool queer teen.
With these tips, you’ll be turning heads (off people’s necks) in no time. BadabaDOOK.
Everyone on staff tells me WITHOUT LOOKING where they think the lesbian toaster thing came from.
Also, Brittani Nichols had a birthday, Laura Jane Grace joined the cast of Friends and Gillian Anderson destroyed some perfectly nice cupcakes.
All the celesbians in our lives are doing great this week – learning new dances, going to pride, climbing into the netherworld – but uh, we’re a little worried about everybody else.
We’re all doing our best.
We asked and they answered.
What does it all MEEEEAAAAANNNN?!?!?!?!
Also, Brittani Nichols gets scandalous, Kirsten Vangsness takes a dip in the Hot Tub Wine Machine and Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner have a “sex adventure.”
Margaret Court insists that “tennis is full of lesbians.” Is she right?