Also, Kate McKinnon’s girlfriend makes her triumphant debut, Amber Heard is on a totally platonic adventure with her gal pal and Lena Waithe is a goddamn snappy dresser.
What lesbian hasn’t pretended to be a man to get married to the woman she’s already married to, just once?
Evan Rachel Wood celebrates her birthday, Gaby Dunn celebrates America, Kristin Russo celebrates fashion week and we all celebrate Demi.
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Is Demi Lovato dating DJ/Producer Lauren Abedini? We can’t be sure, but we sure can dream.
Heterosexual tomfoolery round up!
Cameron Esposito has abandoned her signature side mullet. Who will she mail it to?
It appears Evan Rachel Wood and fiancé Zach Villa may have split; as per ushe, some people on Twitter have used this as an opportunity to demonstrate their woeful lack of understanding of bisexuality.
Also, Chelsea Manning gets literal, Gabby Rivera cackles in the streets and Ruby Tandoh takes the Bake-Off back from the straights.
Also, Brittani Nichols hits the VMAs, Kristin Russo starts hoarding citrus and Ellen Page is in lo-o-o-o-ove.
A lot of famous people looked at the sun (with protective glasses). Also, Cara Delevingne met a shark and Jasika Nicole did some kind of freaky Instagram mitosis.
In which Evan Rachel Wood gets fancy, Gabby Rivera makes a new friend and I FIND PATTERS.
In which Danielle Brooks is anthropomorphizing a wig, Gaby Dunn got a haircut and Brittani Nichols is fine.
“Some people know that they like grilled cheese and they’ll eat it every day for the rest of their lives. I want to try everything. If I have grilled cheese once I’m like, ‘That was cool, what’s next?'”
There comes a time in every queer lady’s life where you start identifying way more with the mother figures in all your new and old favorite shows. Coincidentally, that also happens to be when you start noticing how crush-worthy they’ve been all along.
Straight people are at it again.
Also, Jasika Nicole reviews “Girls Trip,” Cara Delevingne jumpstarts her life of crime and Queen Latifah is up to her usual (completely heterosexual) hijinks.
“Jane is the furthest from bisexual — maybe Gina’s a little closer than Jane is! — but I love that they want that. And I’m all about ‘Jetra.’I love ‘Jetra.'”
I won a bet with Mitch McConnell and now he’s gotta pay up.
“They looked just like two normal girls. They look a little Hollywood, but if we didn’t know who they were, I don’t know if I would have known.”