How was your Brittani Nichols today?
Also, Janelle Monáe gave a commencement address, Abby Wambach got married and Jasika Nicole has a new food dance for you.
You’re going to want to see this video of Kristen Stewart dancing, trust me.
“It’s fine, because everything is.”
Also, Janelle Monáe is a feathery dream and Cara Delevingne has a lipstick hangover.
“A woman enters the front door of a home that seems unfamiliar to her. She peers around, assessing.”
Also, Jasika Nicole shares her exquisite ginger dance and Cara Delevingne gets dangerous.
Also, Jasika Nicole enters a virtual world and Carrie Brownstein goes to outer space.
What does Michael Jackson’s daughter DO? What do ANY of us do? Why are we here? Does anybody wanna give her Bella Thorne’s number?
“I’m single as f*ck. I could not be more single. This is the longest I’ve been super single.”
Just what it sounds like. Also, Clea DuVall, Cameron Esposito and the Quin twins are up to something and Brittani Nichols got a haircut.
Also, Gaby Dunn met a million dollars, St. Vincent did some research and No Filter gets meta.
The only “X” you need in your life is Xanax-rec!
Take a look at these five new super queer-friendly dating apps and download the one that most floats your boat.
From now on, what you can expect from me is the proper allocation of meaningful emotion (regret and sorrow) and matter-of-fact breakdowns of the world’s ills.
Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, spiraling, existential dreading…
I need some realistic solutions for something that’s not actually a problem. Which is why I went a little off script to break from routine. Just for fun. Privately. Shhh, it’s just for me. Until now!
Also, Sara Ramirez makes a fist and Amber Heard makes a sandwich.
Maybe love isn’t a lie after all?
I’m worried about straight women a little bit.