Also, everybody went to Buffy Prom and Brittani Nichols is investigating Kehlani’s mysterious relationship status.
Everyone at the Oscars was just following Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson around and we’re so here for it.
Truly, a hot take if there ever was one, except I’m backed by cold, hard facts.
Also, Janelle Monáe is taking over the world and the cast of Orange Is The New Black are ruining your photo shoot.
Okay, are these two dating or not? We did the research, and we have receipts.
Greet them with various felicitations – ones you’re comfortable with. Don’t step too far out of your “vibe” as that will be unsettling.
Also, Jenny Owen Youngs wrote you a love song, Kehlani gave you a pep talk and I gave Demi Lovato a present from the heart.
Also, Demi Lovato fell into some snow and Hayley Kiyoko is STILL breaking up with you.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko wants to discuss your relationship status and Cara Delevingne wants to set your spirit free (it’s the only way to be).
The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.
In which Annie Clark helicopters her way into your heart, Danielle Brooks meets Missy Elliott and Gaby Dunn finally joins the black parade.
Also, Danielle Brooks is an actual sparkle princess and Hayley Kiyoko introduces me to my new favorite athletic league.
Samira Wiley, Lauren Morelli and Cara Delevingne are all having a real time with their eyelashes this week.
Also, Demi Lovato wants Kristen Stewart to call her.
Also, please enjoy Lena Waithe and Samira Wiley’s Golden Globes ensembles, an encouraging portrait of Ellen Page’s marriage and the true essence of Cameron Esposito’s hair.
Shane’s hair in season one is a Gemini, but by season four, it’s a Pisces.
If you’ve been tracking our Gal Pal Reports throughout the last year, you must surely be aware of the blossoming love between Canadian heartthrob Ellen Page and dancer/choreographer Emma Portner. Well, they’re married now!
Find out who’s lost in the woods, who’s being pursued by their arch nemesis and how Brittani Nichols reacted to getting the girl.
Is love a lie? PROBABLY, but these couples charmed the heck out of us this year anyway.
Also, Jasika Nicole is lost in the woods and you’ll prooooobably want to know about Evan Rachel Wood’s new years resolution.