Does Brittani Nichols smell great? Does Kristen Stewart smell terrible? There’s only one way to find out, really.
Abby Wambach and Glennon Doyle Melton have decided to hold hands forever.
Much like pussies in Donald Trump’s America, Susan Sarandon’s sexual orientation is now “up for grabs.”
Also, Holland Taylor took Sarah Paulson to a very fancy eating establishment, Janelle Monáe went to outer space, and Meredith Graves chose her Grammy red carpet selfie very wisely.
Brittani Nichols fights the forces of evil, Annie Clark needs more mushrooms and El Sanchez lives even mas.
YO WHAT’S GOING ON BACK THERE WITH THOSE TOTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS???
Also, Sara Quin is FaceTiming with her cats and Be Steadwell has an accomplice for hotel selfies.
All of your favorite queer humans participated in protests this week, including Halsey, Samira Wiley, Be Steadwell and Jen Richards.
Also, Janelle Monáe visited the White House and Ruby Rose fired her beard.
Also, Gillian Anderson built herself a candy fort and Sarah Paulson will do sit-ups for coffee.
Evan Rachel Wood is here to squire you to prom.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Moennig are causing shenanigans and Brittani Nichols got smacked in the face with a tail.
Out Magazine has released their Valentine’s Day cover two months ahead of time, and it features certified cuties, Autostraddle merch fans and excellent humans Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli kissing!
Also, Kristen and Stella buy some spring rolls, Brittani Nichols rebrands for the new year and Cara Delevingne shows off the face that made her famous.
Also, Lady Gaga is eating a cookie out of Stella Maxell’s mouth, Ruby Rose plays it casual in public and Brittani Nichols and Rhea Butcher commit a fashion faux pas.
Whenever famous women are seen walking next to each other, it means they are dating. I don’t make the rules.
Also, Kaki King met a feminist icon, Cara Delevingne went to Santa Con and Gabby Rivera busted out the holiday sweaters.
ANTM contestants Jael Strauss and Renee Alway have been in the closet all this time, says Jael.
Also, Rhea Butcher went to Jurassic Park, Jiz Lee met some jellyfish and Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson got dessert.