Your “Lesbian Ken” Community Photo Gallery Is Here

Two weeks ago Riese changed our lives for the better by introducing us to #LesbianKen – 75 Lesbian Ken Dolls, to be exact. As we examined the list together we recognized our exes, our current partners, and our selves in these dolls. We laughed, we grimaced, we tagged our friends who most reminded us of Lesbian Ken #18.

But then things got extra magical: We asked y’all to send us photos of yourselves dressed as your Best Ken Self, and oh my gosh did you ever deliver.

So here it is! A community photo gallery showcasing the best meme to ever grace our computer screens. In total we have more than 150 photos of queers dressed as Ken (and a few Barbies!). I now know that almost every one of you has the capacity to be Preppy Check Ken and also that a surprising number of you actually own a cactus t-shirt. What a world, what a world!

I hope viewing this gallery brings you as much joy as it has brought me to make it. Bless #KenOfCenter, forever and ever amen.

Note: If you missed our original call for submissions for this gallery but would like to be featured amongst the many and varied Kens, I’ll accept additional submissions throughout the month of July 2017. Email vanessa [at] autostraddle [dot] com with your Ken photo (please include an image of the doll you are mimicking) and your name, age, job, and location to be included in the gallery. Thanks!


Yas / 20 / Editor at Powered By Girl / London, UK


Vicky / 27 / Marketing / Madrid, Spain


Traci / 24 / works with young children with autism / Lexington, KY


Lena / 25 / Racial justice educator / Columbus, OH


Taylor / 31 / Writer at TechCrunch / Portland, OR


Stephanie / 25 / Teacher / Oakland, CA


Stephanie / 24 / AmeriCorps VISTA; graduate student at the University of Louisville / Louisville, KY


Stacy / 35 / Director of Student Programs & Leadership, Boston University / Jamaica Plain, MA


Speegz / 23 / Law student / Los Angeles, CA


Sophie / 22 / Computer science camp instructor; transcriptionist / Rhode Island


Shannon / 39 / works at a rehab facility for folks with acquired brain injury / North Hollywood, CA


Sara / 30 / PhD student


Salome / 25 / Amateur merperson / Tampa, FL


Rygon / 29 / Hustler clown / Wandering


Robin / 32 / Teacher / Boston, MA


Reneice / 28 / Autostraddle Staff Writer / Los Angeles, CA


Renata / 25 / Data scientist / Cincinnati, OH


Rebecca / 19 / Student / Toronto, ON


Ray / 34 / Philosophy professor and amateur poet / Palo Alto, CA


Rae / 29 / Teacher / Jersey City, NJ


Rachel / 27 / PhD Student in Chemistry / Tel Aviv, Israel


Rachel / 27 / Salt Lake City, UT


Priscila / 25 / Software developer / Toronto, ON


Nora / 29 / Autostraddle Fashion and Beauty Editor / Freelance Writer and Shoot Producer and Vintage Clothing Purveyor / Brooklyn, NY


Noella / 24 / Comic Artist / Illustrator / High Bridge, NJ


Nikki / 31 / Autostraddle Intern / Palm Springs, CA


Nate / 25 / Energy efficiency things / Portland, OR


Murph / 29 / teaches a personal, emotional and career development class to underrepresented youth and youth experiencing houselessness / Portland, OR


Monique / 26 / Plant Witch / Portland, OR


Molly / 31 / Autostraddle Staff Writer / Northwest Montana


Molly / 26 / Administrative Assistant / Salt Lake City, UT


Mey / 30 / Autostraddle Editor and Writer / Los Angeles, CA


Mer / 22 / Research Assistant & Life Together Fellow / Boston, MA


Melia / 21 / Stage Manager / Student / St. Louis, MO


Mel / 25 / Technical Support Lead / Portland, OR


Meaghan / 34 / Attorney / Irvine, CA


Mary Anne / 17 / Student / Ice Cream Scooper / Kansas City, KS


Mariana / 26 / Aerospace Engineer / Roller Derby Player “Triple Menace” / Netherlands


Margaret / 31 / Exhibit Designer / Providence, RI


Mal / 18 / Student / Illinois


Madelyn / 19 / Barista and Bartender / Queensland, Australia


Lydia / 22 / Florence, KY


Liz / 20 / Student / Boston, MA


Lisa / 54 / Professor / Pittsburgh, PA


Lexi / 26 / Management Consultant / Chicago, IL


Leigh / 30 / Scientific Account Manager & A Cappella Singer / Richmond, CA


Lauren / 23 / works in a lab that studies sleep in mice using a variety of nerdy techniques / Boston, MA


Laureline / 31 / Fancy internet related job / Paris, France


Kipper / 29 / Audio Producer / Portland, OR


Kensuke / 33 / Data Entry and Front Desk at Planned Parenthood / Nashville, TN


Kaylah / 25 / Vlogger / Kentucky


Kayla / 29 / Writer / Blogger / Orlando, FL


Katie / 32 / Midwife / Baltimore, MD


Katie / 30 / Science Resource Teacher / Annapolis, MD


Kasey Bomber


Jess / 37 / Restaurant Owner / Oakland, CA


Jessi / 29 / Freelance Writer / Sarasota, FL


Lindsey / 39 / Writer / Sociology Professor/ Vancouver, BC & Jessi Lee / 37 / Psychotherapist / Vancouver, BC


Jenna / 31 / Designer / Boston, MA


JC / 27 / PhD student / Connecticut


Janell / 26 / Wig and makeup artist / Ashland, OR


Jane / 26 / Teacher / New York


Jane / 19 / Pratt Student / Illustrator / New York, NY


Jackie / 30 / IT Professional / Customer Service Enthusiast / Cat Mama / Boston, MA


Holly / 38 / Art & Custom Framing Consultant at ArtInsights / DMV (DC, MD, VA)


Hollis


Hannah / 27 / Cartoonist / Seattle, WA


Hannah / 33 / Marketing at Simple & World Champion Roller Derby Blocker / Portland, OR


Grey / 31 / Software Engineer / Portland, OR


Gilbert / 28 / Server / Portland, OR


Gibbs / 30 / Non-profit Data Monkey / Portland, OR


Geneva / 25 / Web Developer / Minneapolis, MN


Gemma / 26 / Dolphin Trainer / Australia


Fiona C. / 26 / Trophy Wife / Houston, TX


Eva / 27 / PhD Student in Neurobiology / Irvine, CA


Emma / 22 / Student / Seattle, WA


Emily / 19 / Davis, CA


Em / 34 / Educator & Artist / Philadelphia, PA


Elise / 34 / Ken of All Trades / Paris, France


Eli / 28 / Aspiring Writer / Olympia, WA


Elana / 23 / Process Engineer & Swing Dancer / Detroit, MI


Hillary “Scald Eagle”


Dylan / 47 / works at the Akron Civic Theater / Akron, OH


Drocks / 35 / works with homeless youth in a transitional living program helping them reach the goal of self-sufficiency / Iowa


Dora Jane / 30 / Freelance Creative & Clone Master aka Clone Technician / Portland, OR


Dinah / 23 / PhD Student in Comparative Literature / Berkley, CA


Denis / 28 / Marketing / Mexico City, Mexico


Denee / 39 / Entrepreneur / Newport News, VA


Danie / 28 / IT Operations Manager / New York


Cleo / 47 / Artist, Designer, and Educator / Chicago, IL


Chloe / 18 / Barista & Student / Colorado


Chandra / 41 / English Instructor / BC, Canada


Cee / 38 / Tech Director at Autostraddle / Portland, OR


Carla / 38 / Athletic Therapist / Winnipeg, Canada


Cara / 27 / Writer / Boston, MA


Cameron Esposito / Famous Lesbian Comedian

click to enlarge because wow


Cam / 20 / Student / Arlington, MA


Caitrin / 20 / Student / Illinois


Caitlin / 26 / works at Keshet, a Jewish LGBTQ non-profit / Boston, MA


Brittani / 29 / Comedian / Writer / Actor / Los Angeles, CA


Bree / 29 / Executive Secretary / Salt Lake City, UT


Breanna / 28 / High School Science Teacher / Chicago, IL


Becca / 21 / Student / New York, NY


Archie / 31 / Cartoonist / Club Kid / Minneapolis, MN


Annabelle / 17 / New York


Angela / 32 / PhD Student / Portland, OR


Amelia / 28 / PhD Student / Brisbane


Amaryah / 29 / PhD student in Theology and Black Studies / Nashville, TN


Amanda / 32 / North Bethesda, MD


Alyssa / 29 / Comic Artist / Portland, OR


Alyssa / 25 / Barista / Long Beach, CA


Al / 24 / Sex Educator / Los Angeles, CA


Alicia and Abe / 34 and 13 months / Accountant and Tiny Feminist / Ann Arbor, MI


Alaina / 26 / Autostraddle Staff Writer / Austin, TX


Al / 24 / Student / Toronto, ON


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Vanessa is a queer feminist writer and photographer currently based in New York. She really misses Portland. Find her on twitter and instagram.

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112 Comments

  1. I Ken not even.

    I don’t know if I’m more impressed by the attention to detail of those who intentionally dressed up, or the ones who are just obviously wearing their own outfits that happen to look exactly like the doll.

  2. I am gonna devour this one page at a time over a week prob so I can truly appreciate it without my mind crumbling into pieces but BUT BUT BUT Rachel from Salt Lake bottom of page 1 has me dying absolutely dying it is just unbelievable and uncanny! Babes!

  3. What a fantastic article to wake up to! There were so many whose names I wanted to remember so I could squee about them in the comments but there were TOO MANY. Amazing, all of you! ❤️?

  4. SO MANY AMAZING LOOKS! I have to give just a couple of shout-outs, but dang, you’re all so good ❤️

    Reneice (Los Angeles): you *completely* nailed it. I am in awe.

    Priscila (Toronto): your Camp Ken look is pure joy! Nice touch with the accessories and A-Camp shirt ?

    Laureline (Paris): Your poodle skirt Barbie look is simple perfection.

    Kipper (Portland): Those action shots! Forced perspective FTW. You’re moving more freely than ever and I love it.

    To all the “In-Line Skating Ken” people: you are my heroes today. Go forth and skate your hearts out!

    Archie (Minneapolis): !!! GOLD PURE GOLD.

    Also: a special WOW to everyone who submitted multiple photos. I swoon to your creativity and commitment.

  5. This is everything I’ve ever wanted and I’m so glad you’re still accepting submissions, because I forgot to do mine. #KenofCenter is my new aesthetic/gender identity.

    (Also, I’m 100% going to be in-line skating Ken and I feel an immediate kinship/Kenship with everyone else who did that one.)

  6. Kind of relieved that Totally Hair Ken didn’t show up; I don’t think that clothing in those colors has existed since 1992, if even then.

    Also, I believe that the doll with the Moschino sweatshirt is actually Cora Harper from Mass Effect: Andromeda.

  7. @%^@$&@$^&$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Danie actually has the doll, y’all!

    This post is everything I ever thought about ever. I’m so happy this exists

    Also pretty sure the LGBTQAI+ community single-handedly keeps the plaid industry in business (*thinks about the 6 plaid shirts I have in my closet*)

  8. Danie with the doll was the height of surrealism. Loved it. Extra points for creativity and visual impact.

    I was also very impressed with Cameron Esposito’s dedication and also facial expressions.

    And then there were the Barbies!

  9. Pretty sure Gemma wins this for being a literal, actual Dolphin trainer. Now THAT is commitment.

    Now to explain to my co-workers why I’ve been smiling for the last 20 minutes…

  10. SWOON.

    How! How!!! How is everyone so perfect!!!!

    I am in awe of you.

    Also, spending a whole morning picking discussing Kens, picking outfits, and doing a whole photo shoot was some of the most fun I’ve had in a while. I never played with dolls as a kid but I could def get into some more queer Ken and Barbie dress up.

    Shout out to Kipper for being ridiculously photogenic you should see the rest of the photos on my phone, it’s a trip.

    Also also, it feels really on brand that I was able to feature my actual flip phone that I use on the daily in my Cool Lookin Ken lewk. Also I now indentify as #coollookinofcenter

  11. Oh hey that human kinda looks like someone I went to college wit-OH SH*T IT IS SOMEONE I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH. The tiny liberal arts college/Autostraddle crossover is kinda amazing.

    Amazing looks guys! Very impressive.

  12. How can there be so many perfect humans? Great job, everyone! So in awe of everyone who submitted multiple photos (of whom, Cameron Esposito is clearly queen.)
    You nailed it, Reniece! So many people own pink bowties! And tropical t-shirts!
    Priscila’s A-Camp look! Gilbert wins best rollerblade Ken for the Smile if You’re Gay shirt. Excellent touch.

  13. I keep missing the boat for these galleries and this time because I was trying to find an official Barbie that matches one of my ballgowns so I could have Barbie and Ken to submit of myself.
    <_<

  14. Wow wow wow. I feel like I’m impressed by all the incredible things you do as well as how many people had their outfit ideas co-opted for Ken’s evil plan.

    Any rad educators want to digitally organize and be best friends? We can still talk about Ken! And maybe teaching!

  15. This is definitely the theme of the next a-camp dance, right? I feel like I’m at a-camp right now because I now have awkward <3 crushes <3 on like all of the people who submitted.

  16. I also really enjoyed that it was organized by name. My little girls were looking with me and kept asking who everyone was, so I was reading the names out loud. We were very impressed with the “matching game!”

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