Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we ate squash.
Amazing main dishes are great, but we’d all be hard pressed to find one that wasn’t improved by just the right sauce, spread or garnish. Whether you got stuck with leftovers of Aunt Ida’s bland mac and cheese after Thanksgiving, you’re bored of your normal cold cut sandwich you pack for work, or you’re a student and plain rice and beans is becoming monotonous, the answer is an out-of-this-world condiment. Find the one for you!
1. Magic Sauce
2. Green Sauce
3. Spicy Lemon Coconut Sauce
4. Ginger Scallion Sauce
5. Green Drizzle
6. Green Goddess Dressing
7. Simple Vegan Pesto
8. Homemade Ketchup
9. Torrisi’s Spicy Sauce
10. Green Harissa
11. Homemade Sriracha
12. Spicy Mango Pickle
13. Sweet Red Pepper Paste
14. Bacon Jam
15. Herb Jam with Olives and Lemon
16. Mustard-Green Harissa
17. Sauce Gribiche
18. Sichuan Chili Oil
19. Roasted Onion Cream
20. Charred Scallion Gremolata
21. Caramelized Carrot Rooster Sauce
22. Ajvar
23. Harissa
24. Cabbage Kimchi
25. Simple Peanut Sauce
26. Fresh Herb Sauce
27. Red Curry Paste
28. Special Sauce
29. Chimichurri
30. Oxtail Marmalade
31. Green Chutney
32. Beetroot Sauce
33. Salsa Romesco
34. Sesame Sauce
35. Georgian Plum Sauce




































Yum! Also an excellent way to bring more color into the dark winter abyss. (Or just onto your dinner plate, if you like cold weather and short days more than I do.)
I didn’t know I needed this but for real I really really do; also glad to be reading up on regional sauces that are new to me and sound so delicious, like harissa (which Wikipedia tells me is Tunisian) and many others. Thanks!
Oh, this is heaven.
i love condiments.
also, homemade ketchup always reminds me of ‘meet me in st. louis’ which is arguably judy garland’s best work and perfect to watch this holiday season when i should be doing other things like writing a personal statement.
i did not know about meet me in st. louis; i will investigate it immediately!
I LOVE MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS, I played the Judy Garland part in elementary school! It was probably an adorable sight.
Food is just an excuse for me to eat sauce.
Sheeeeet, that’s a lot of sauce.
Bookmarked. This is the kind of thing that will keep me gourmet af for the rest if my life. <3
this post actually made my heart flutter.
Thank you so much for including my Georgian Plum Sauce! :)
I’m sorry, but #29 doesn’t look like Chimichurri, I’m from Argentina so I know that magic mix of condiments, we eat that almost every Sunday with our parrillada.
The ones with the non-descriptive names intrigue me to most. Here dinner guests, we have Magic Sauce, Green Sauce, Green Drizzle , Green Goddess Dressing , and Special Sauce, all for your enjoyment.