Which Queer Bravolebrity Are You?

Finally, Autostraddle’s Bravo Dyke is bringing you this long-awaited quiz! It’s time to figure out which queer Bravolebrity you closest resemble! Spoiler alert: None of the results on this quiz are particularly flattering, because all Bravolebrities are complicated, messy people! Also, as a heads up: None of the results for this quiz are Top Chef folks, because we’ve already done a Top Chef-themed quiz before (if you haven’t taken Which Top Chef Would Chef Top You?, now’s your time!). We’re sticking to the Bravolebrities this Bravo Dyke knows best, so it’s all folks in the Real Housewives extended universe (most answers are Real Housewives or their partners, but we’ve got some Southern and Below Deck wildcards). Also, this quiz kind of goes off the rails at the end? But that felt fitting for a Bravo-themed quiz.

Which Queer Bravolebrity Are You?

Choose a non-Bravo reality show:(Required)
What kind of drama are you most likely to have?(Required)
What are you most likely to be doing at a party?(Required)
What’s a word friends would use to describe you?(Required)
What’s a word enemies would use to describe you?(Required)
Do you have enemies?(Required)
What’s the best way to deal with enemies?(Required)
Am I your enemy?(Required)
You suspect someone has lied to you. What do you do?(Required)
What would you be most likely to lie about?(Required)
Would you lie to me?(Required)
What would you be known for if you were on reality TV?(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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7 Comments

  1. Julia Lemigova. I had to google her.
    I avoid reality tv so I had no idea what was being referred to.
    Meh.
    I suspected this would be my reaction going into this quiz but I couldn’t help myself.

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  3. Well, I have heard of Jenna Lyons and I did watch her on RHONY (and would still if it hadn’t been canceled) and I am very pleased and proud so obviously these quizzes are extremely scientific.

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  4. I am …. Mel Corpus

    Whomst I also had to google : a forensic neuropsychologist, which is such a nerdy chick-magnet job, I mean really. Oh and I also see that there’s a bit of a scandal attached to her. Brains ! Butch swagger ! Scandal !
    I am fulfilled.

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  5. Captain Sandy “Looks like someone likes telling other people what to do 😉”
    “Bravo TV hired (her) to be the captain of Yacht Sirrocco in the second season of the “Below Deck Mediterranean” show.”

    I’m not a bossy person, but it’s nice to think I could be a leader.
    It does feel good when others trust my sense of direction or ability to read a room or situation.
    Sadly, my accuracy varies depending on how much information I am trusted with.

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