We’ve also got Ruby Rose’s new friend, Rachel Maddow’s new tattoo, St. Vincent’s new ring (maybe?!), Samira Wiley cuddling with a koala and some actual pond scum.
You’ve had a hard week, maybe you’d like to watch this video of Ellen Page’s dog trying to eat xylophone mallets instead.
We’ve got Ruby Rose with a blue tongue, Angel Haze signing boobs and some dogs and muppets alllll ready for ya.
Stars: they’re just like us! Laura Jane Grace is dressed as a horse, Ruby Rose is dressed as a ninja turtle and Jenny Owen Youngs is wearing an apron covered in cats.
I thought maybe we could talk about Cara Delevingne holding this baby, Brittani Nichols’ new haircut, Ellen DeGeneres’ new dog or maybe anything Ellen Page ever does.
Come for the snuggly couples shots, stay for this picture of St. Vincent holding this giant turtle.
In 2015 we’ve met or got reacquainted with some extremely hot masculine-of-center women or otherwise identified queers. Here’s 10 sexy studs worth swooning over.
Also, Lea DeLaria wants to dance for you.
The pair will presumably no longer be visiting farmers’ markets together, jumping on waterslides together or taking pensive, mysterious photographs of one another.
Also included: a charming dance from Jasika Nicole, a beachside stroll with Ellen Page and Samantha Thomas and a giant, gorgeous platter of macaroni and cheese.
This week, Leisha Hailey performs an exquisite drum solo, Jasika Nicole designs a gluten-free shirt and Ruby Rose stares meaningfully out of a hotel window, pondering all of life’s mysteries.
MTV cut Ruby Rose’s genderfluid comment rom the U.S. version of the EMAs, Sylvia Rivera is in the National Portrait Gallery now, Laverne Cox will star in a Rocky Horror remake, Pretty Little Liars really wants you to watch the time-jump, and I really want you to watch Supergirl.
Who is this new gal who’s pals with Kristen Stewart anyway?
Tegan Quin’s bedhead, Marisa Paternoster’s masterful guitar solo and some honest-to-god rainbow sharks.
This is an especially wonderful fix, if I do say so myself: Ruby Rose & Phoebe Dahl have a dinner party, ABC Family changes its name, a new docuseries on QPOC in the deep south, an in-depth look at every TV show on a gay-to-queer scale, a hilarious interview with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard, a new Hunger Games trailer, films that got LGBT history right and so much more!
Evan Rachel Wood is IN an Instagram photo, which is almost like her having Instagram! Also Ellen Page, Laverne Cox and Bette friggin’ Porter.
If you spent the last six days wondering what’s happening with Sara Quin’s cat, have I got a treat for YOU! Also Ellen Page, baby DeAnne Smith and Samira Wiley in a hoodie.
If you’re in Brooklyn, you could adopt Ellen Page (the dog). Also, Ruby Rose on a slip’n’slide and lots of gratuitous kittens.
Take a look at these sex-crazed weasels, and also DeAnne Smith’s grandma!
Additionally, Miley Cyrus is a cartoon bird, Ellen Page has another kickass movie on the way, Hannibal is dying a slow death, and Fox is making a movie about SCOTUS’ love affair with gay marriage.
Including Autostraddle’s own Lydia and A-Camper Magda!