No Filter: Annie Clark Shows Off The Latest In Toilet Fashion

Hello, it is I, No Filter, here once again to bring you only the finest in celebrity social media from this past week! A big thing that happened to me this week was the discovery of Holland Taylor’s tramp stamp, uncovered whilst she and Sarah Paulson loaded their car up with groceries from Bristol Farms. What do you think it says? What do you think Holland and Sarah bought at the grocery store? Here is a current list of items I believe they are holding in their paper bags (no reusable totes?! Really, guys?):

  • English muffins
  • Honeydew melon
  • Avocados
  • Pre-bagged, pre-washed arugula
  • Rainbow carrots

They are almost definitely not purchasing celery or lacinato kale because nothing is poking above the tops of their grocery bags.

Anyway, Instagram!


https://www.instagram.com/p/BHfCK3OAqWv/

We heard through the grapevine that Laura Jane Grace and Beatrice Martin have been spotted canoodling around Montreal, so we’re pretty sure the “s/o” doesn’t mean “shout out” if you know what I mean.


Blue is the warmest color #Flaritza @dianeguerrero_ @oitnb @netflix #lovemylife #grateful

A photo posted by Jackie Cruz (@msjackiecruz) on


There is an entire chapter of my Maritza and Flaca fan fiction dedicated entirely to this photograph.


POU-muh-fuggin-TINE! ??

A photo posted by Samira Wiley (@whododatlikedat) on


In the meantime, here’s what Samira and Lauren did with their time in Toronto.


I adore you Miami. Thank you. #loveislove ❤️???? #hondacivictour @futurenowtour

A photo posted by Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) on


Here stands Mey Rude’s girlfriend Demi Lovato in a rainbow flag, sparkling in the sun. If you wanted to see some very beautiful black and white promo shots for her new single “Body Say,” they’re also on her Instagram, just throwing that out there.


lyric journal. ???? #roseswillriseAGAIN

A video posted by angel haze? (@angxlhxze) on


Angel Haze’s lyric journal has about 2353252453 songs in it and not enough of them are about that dog they used to have, who I still miss.


My moms did a show today in Oakland. Now ya know I gets it from my mama @thetrashwomen ??

A photo posted by Kreay Kardashian (@kreayshawn) on


I didn’t know Kreayshawn’s mom was in the Trashwomen?!?!


? @st_vincent

A video posted by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) on


Anyway here’s Cara Delevingne’s video of her girlfriend Annie Clark dressed up like a toilet. I suggested this outfit to Erin for What I Wore: Navigating The Heteronormative Patriarchy and it was soundly rejected BUT THAT’S FINE.


??

A photo posted by Ruby Rose (@rubyrose) on


Also here’s what Cara and Ruby did on the 4th, I guess – neither of these people are American, but they do love being in photos with everybody’s very best friend Taylor Swift.


Too much?

A photo posted by G A B Y D U N N (@gabyroad) on

Some would argue not enough.


Hello, it’s Jiz Lee with a dispatch from the butch ballet.


Gotta love this one.

A photo posted by Lea DeLaria (@realleadelaria) on

I keep forgetting to include this great photo of Lea DeLaria and Natasha Lyonne from a couple of weeks ago so I’m very sorry but here it is this week.


Join us next week, when hopefully more of these celebrities will pick up the latest toilet fashion craze.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

Stef has written 428 articles for us.

11 Comments

  1. Here is my Jiz Lee story.

    Once I had two glasses of wine at a Crashpad kickstarter party thing and accidentally ‘won’ the original Crashpad video camera in the silent auction and then took it home and it wouldn’t turn on and I had to e-mail them to tell them and JIZ LEE answered me and was like “bring it by the office any time we’ll look at it” and I died and then the ghost of me had to explain that I didn’t actually live in town.

    It’s in my closet, hiding under some shoes, quietly relishing its dirty past.

  2. It’s so irrational but somehow I really like/love Demi Lovato? Can’t really explain it but I really have a big soft spot for her.

    Plus that picture above makes my heart flutter. Thanks Stef.

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