Hello, it is I, No Filter, here once again to bring you only the finest in celebrity social media from this past week! A big thing that happened to me this week was the discovery of Holland Taylor’s tramp stamp, uncovered whilst she and Sarah Paulson loaded their car up with groceries from Bristol Farms. What do you think it says? What do you think Holland and Sarah bought at the grocery store? Here is a current list of items I believe they are holding in their paper bags (no reusable totes?! Really, guys?):
- English muffins
- Honeydew melon
- Pre-bagged, pre-washed arugula
- Rainbow carrots
They are almost definitely not purchasing celery or lacinato kale because nothing is poking above the tops of their grocery bags.
We heard through the grapevine that Laura Jane Grace and Beatrice Martin have been spotted canoodling around Montreal, so we’re pretty sure the “s/o” doesn’t mean “shout out” if you know what I mean.
There is an entire chapter of my Maritza and Flaca fan fiction dedicated entirely to this photograph.
In the meantime, here’s what Samira and Lauren did with their time in Toronto.
Here stands Mey Rude’s girlfriend Demi Lovato in a rainbow flag, sparkling in the sun. If you wanted to see some very beautiful black and white promo shots for her new single “Body Say,” they’re also on her Instagram, just throwing that out there.
Angel Haze’s lyric journal has about 2353252453 songs in it and not enough of them are about that dog they used to have, who I still miss.
I didn’t know Kreayshawn’s mom was in the Trashwomen?!?!
Anyway here’s Cara Delevingne’s video of her girlfriend Annie Clark dressed up like a toilet. I suggested this outfit to Erin for What I Wore: Navigating The Heteronormative Patriarchy and it was soundly rejected BUT THAT’S FINE.
Also here’s what Cara and Ruby did on the 4th, I guess – neither of these people are American, but they do love being in photos with everybody’s very best friend Taylor Swift.
Some would argue not enough.
Hello, it’s Jiz Lee with a dispatch from the butch ballet.
I keep forgetting to include this great photo of Lea DeLaria and Natasha Lyonne from a couple of weeks ago so I’m very sorry but here it is this week.
Join us next week, when hopefully more of these celebrities will pick up the latest toilet fashion craze.