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Femme Brûlée : Impeached Upside Down Cake
Well It happened! It really happened. Let’s be clear, I’d given up hope it was actually going to happen, but it did! Trump was impeached, history was made, and tbh I feel pretty jaded about it.
Three Mocktails for Your Holigay Reunion of Exes
So you’ve invited three of your exes and each of their respective partners/polycules over for holiday dinner. It’s a potluck, so food is taken care of, but what will you drink!? These delicious mocktails, of course.
Femme Brûlée: Chocolate Chip Cookies
Unlike a tinder date you know exactly what you’re getting from a chocolate chip cookie.
Femme Brûlée: Almond Butter Apple and Pomegranate Toast
I stan this toast. Join me in that endeavor and add it to your rotation this week!
A Fly Girl’s Guide to Squeezing Life Out of Fall’s Last Days
Bitch, I love Fall. Winter can wait. Lez lean into this weather, drink warm things, and get mad cute.
Lez Try It: Poached Eggs and Martinis á la “Carol”
Good lord, this meal is for rich people. Every component of the dish is velvety and smooth; there is no texture, no croutons of hardship, no chili flakes of poverty.
Femme Brûlée: Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Coffee Cake
I can’t think of anything more stereotypically magical and witchy than stirring together a bunch of ingredients, adding heat, walking away, and coming back to find a completely new structurally and texturally transformed delight that you can eat while daring to see if you’ve got it in you to finish watching Marianne on Netflix.
Femme Brûlée: Fall Plum Crisp
It’s officially the time of year when comfort and coziness are the only thing on my mind.
Femme Brûlée: Cheddar Apple and Impeachment Crackers
I hope that as time goes on I have reason to bring out the truly magnificent recipes i’ve been dreaming up in anticipation, but for now we start with a snack.
Femme Brûlée: Flourless Chocolate Cake
The actual coffee added to the batter amplifies the mocha flavor and elevates this cake from “good” to exceptional, so please for the love of cocoa do not skip it.
Femme Brûlée: Apple Spice Bread
This bread reminds me of everything I love about fall.
Femme Brûlée: Honey Plum Cake
I can’t think of a seasonal summer fruit that would star better in a caramelized honey flavored cake than sweet-tart plums that soften in the oven and become deep, silky, jammy wells of flavor.
Femme Brûlée: Honey Herb Grilled Peaches
A playful and delicious journey that I hope you’ll be taking very soon.
Femme Brûlée: Strawberries and Cream
I wanna eat this on a lake at sunset or literally every hot summer morning for breakfast.
Femme Brûlée: Cherry Chocolate Chip Blondie for One
It’s the kind of dessert that’s best eaten with closed eyes and long slow pulls on the spoon as it leaves your lips, making sure you get every bit of chocolate off before taking your next bite.
Femme Brûlée: Coconut Lime Popsicles
If you’re fan of spicy margaritas I’m pretty sure you’ll love these popsicles.
Femme Brûlée: Rainbow Sugar Cookies
How about a sugar cookie-filled Pride?
Femme Brûlée: Cinnamon Sour Cream Coffee Cake
This would be a solid Mother’s Day breakfast plan if you’re celebrating tomorrow! Otherwise make it anytime but especially for beachside mornings, slow weekends at home, and any day when waking up queer in this world could use a little sweetness.
Femme Brûlée: Peanut Butter Pretzel Bars
This recipe is perfect for this time of year when summer is approaching and a decadent treat is in order but the rising temperatures might already have you pushing the breaks on using the oven.