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A Definitive Guide to the Best At-Home Breakfast Sandwich

The one thing I have managed to commit to over quarantine is perfecting the best possible breakfast sandwich, from the ideal ingredients to cooking and assembly; I am here to share the fruits of my labor.

By Rachel| February 4, 2021 | 27 Comments
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Happy Hour at Home: We Can Pickle That

Hot dilly beans! Pickle plates! Flirting with pickles!

By Kayla| April 30, 2020 | 6 Comments
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Ask Us Anything About Cooking While Social Distancing

Need help figuring out what to prioritize buying at the grocery store? Want to know what to make with what you already have? Get in here!! We’re answering all your questions!

By Kayla| March 17, 2020 | 112 Comments
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Femme Brûlée : Impeached Upside Down Cake

Well It happened! It really happened. Let’s be clear, I’d given up hope it was actually going to happen, but it did! Trump was impeached, history was made, and tbh I feel pretty jaded about it.

By Reneice Charles| December 21, 2019 | 15 Comments
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Three Mocktails for Your Holigay Reunion of Exes

So you’ve invited three of your exes and each of their respective partners/polycules over for holiday dinner. It’s a potluck, so food is taken care of, but what will you drink!? These delicious mocktails, of course.

By danijanae| December 19, 2019 | 19 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Chocolate Chip Cookies

Unlike a tinder date you know exactly what you’re getting from a chocolate chip cookie.

By Reneice Charles| December 7, 2019 | 5 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Almond Butter Apple and Pomegranate Toast

I stan this toast. Join me in that endeavor and add it to your rotation this week!

By Reneice Charles| November 23, 2019 | 5 Comments
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A Fly Girl’s Guide to Squeezing Life Out of Fall’s Last Days

Bitch, I love Fall. Winter can wait. Lez lean into this weather, drink warm things, and get mad cute.

By Shelli Nicole| November 15, 2019 | 13 Comments
Society + Culture

Lez Try It: Poached Eggs and Martinis á la “Carol”

Good lord, this meal is for rich people. Every component of the dish is velvety and smooth; there is no texture, no croutons of hardship, no chili flakes of poverty.

By Allie Rubin| November 14, 2019 | 29 Comments
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Femme Brûlée: Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Coffee Cake

I can’t think of anything more stereotypically magical and witchy than stirring together a bunch of ingredients, adding heat, walking away, and coming back to find a completely new structurally and texturally transformed delight that you can eat while daring to see if you’ve got it in you to finish watching Marianne on Netflix.

By Reneice Charles| October 26, 2019 | 8 Comments
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Femme Brûlée: Fall Plum Crisp

It’s officially the time of year when comfort and coziness are the only thing on my mind.

By Reneice Charles| October 12, 2019 | 11 Comments
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Femme Brûlée: Cheddar Apple and Impeachment Crackers

I hope that as time goes on I have reason to bring out the truly magnificent recipes i’ve been dreaming up in anticipation, but for now we start with a snack.

By Reneice Charles| September 28, 2019 | 3 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Flourless Chocolate Cake

The actual coffee added to the batter amplifies the mocha flavor and elevates this cake from “good” to exceptional, so please for the love of cocoa do not skip it.

By Reneice Charles| September 14, 2019 | 17 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Apple Spice Bread

This bread reminds me of everything I love about fall.

By Reneice Charles| August 31, 2019 | 17 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Honey Plum Cake

I can’t think of a seasonal summer fruit that would star better in a caramelized honey flavored cake than sweet-tart plums that soften in the oven and become deep, silky, jammy wells of flavor.

By Reneice Charles| August 17, 2019 | 8 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Honey Herb Grilled Peaches

A playful and delicious journey that I hope you’ll be taking very soon.

By Reneice Charles| August 3, 2019 | 15 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Strawberries and Cream

I wanna eat this on a lake at sunset or literally every hot summer morning for breakfast.

By Reneice Charles| July 20, 2019 | 7 Comments
Food and Drink

Femme Brûlée: Cherry Chocolate Chip Blondie for One

It’s the kind of dessert that’s best eaten with closed eyes and long slow pulls on the spoon as it leaves your lips, making sure you get every bit of chocolate off before taking your next bite.

By Reneice Charles| July 6, 2019 | 12 Comments
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Femme Brûlée: Coconut Lime Popsicles

If you’re fan of spicy margaritas I’m pretty sure you’ll love these popsicles.

By Reneice Charles| June 22, 2019 | 9 Comments
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Femme Brûlée: Rainbow Sugar Cookies

How about a sugar cookie-filled Pride?

By Reneice Charles| May 25, 2019 | 14 Comments
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Femme Brûlée: Cinnamon Sour Cream Coffee Cake

This would be a solid Mother’s Day breakfast plan if you’re celebrating tomorrow! Otherwise make it anytime but especially for beachside mornings, slow weekends at home, and any day when waking up queer in this world could use a little sweetness.

By Reneice Charles| May 11, 2019 | 8 Comments
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