This week’s New York Magazine Sex Diarist is going on a date with a woman for the first time and it’s totally no big deal.
“She is often horny after working out. I’m often horny after drinking while she is working out, so we are a perfect match.”
” She is totally naked, and I’m still basically fully clothed. Her bedroom is not air-conditioned.”
“I keep asking her for more, more, more, until her fist is 98 percent inside of me. I’m not happy with myself for not being able to take the last 2 percent.”
“Memories of how much fun we used to have getting smashed and smashing one another with fingers and tongues and dildos fill my mind.”
We’re 99% sure it’s not Ilene Chaiken.
Team Pick: New York Magazine Sex Diaries are queer sometimes.
New York Magazine devotes a print issue to the titilating Sex Diaries, Geocities calls it quits (save ur Neve Campbell fansite asap!) and the ex-gay people want their books to be in libraries, which is fine if they’re OK with it being right next to And Tango Makes Three.