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In which the audience applauded upholding traditional family and booed the elimination of Obamacare, and Mitt Romney remained an idiot.
A group of high-powered lesbians have started a super PAC to work for issues that matter to women and LGBT people.
GOProud has endorsed Mitt Romney and remain obnoxiously short-sighted about what a Romney presidency would mean for the LGBT community.
In 2006, then-governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney opposed the publication of an anti-bullying guide because it included the words “bisexual” and “transgender.” What a nice guy!
It turns out that what you thought were women’s issues are actually just “shiny objects!”
President Obama announced he supports same-sex marriage, and then what happened?
In high school Mitt Romney and his friends jumped some kid and forcibly cut off all his hair while he screamed and cried. Romney thinks this is mostly NBD.
The gay foreign policy spokesman Romney hired tolerated about two weeks of B.S. before jumping ship — yep, it’s gotten that bad over there.
Once upon a time, Mitt Romney was governor of Massachusetts, and he wasn’t quite as anti-gay as conservatives might like.
Mitt Romney’s spokesman is openly gay, and the AFA’s Bryan Fischer is very upset about it.
Reports of a house falling on him, however, appear to have been exaggerated.
“I will not go back to the days when Wall Street was allowed to play by its own set of rules.”
Rick Santorum is an idiot but it’s probably a bad idea to pretend he doesn’t exist.
I don’t understand the campaign trail really at all, but maybe reading many many articles about it will help, or at least be really interesting!
Presidential candidate and performance artist Vermin Supreme wears a rubber boot on his head. And if he gets elected, all Americans get free ponies. What’s not to like?
Some voters in New Hampshire aren’t so into Rick Santorum’s “one man one woman” marriage idea.
Gay Jewish GOP candidate Fred Karger is hoping to be the Republican primary protest vote a la Ralph Nader. We just have to hope this ends up going our way.
As close as it was, and it was very close, Mitt Romney won the Iowa caucus.
The Republicans have already decided that they don’t need the gays for the 2012 election, but Obama may feel differently.