Nature is healing.

Does anyone know what’s happening.

“Something I’m curious about is if straight coupling has always stood on a foundation of contempt. “

“To everyone’s credit, something they never tell you about as a child is the metaphorical cowboy snowman ready to do the devil’s bidding in a marriage, so who, really, is to blame here?”

Siri, play “The Despair in a Man’s Eyes (Ft. Woman’s Euphoric Denial)” at full volume.

It’s dark in here and I’m scared!

As always: is anyone okay?

The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.

Guess who are still not okay?

Heterosexual tomfoolery round up!

“Could you not have shipped out some PPE before we read this article? I just spit out my tea laughing, and probably infected the tomato plants.”

A mini-edition of “Straight People Watch.” Also, Roxane Gay’s favorite things of 2019, menstrual cups can save you, and the history of Playboy’s first black cover girl.

“Hello, is this a safe space where we can discuss the complete emotional dismantling perpetrated by Heather Hogan’s letter accompanying the fundraiser?”

A journey from Frasier Crane through What’s That’s Smell to Seed Frisbee.

“I love that someone actually answered that they’re a ‘soup chef’.”

Let’s talk about queering up conventions through cosplay, art, and more!

“What’s the acceptable dressing for a Man Salad? Crude oil? Turpentine?”

Every day we stray further from Darren.

“We call them junderpants.”

“I’m calling it Carbmas now.”