“My next note on this scene is, “I literally screamed in this hotel room,” which is true.”

“My one note is, “God, I wish Tasha was a firefighter, so I didn’t have to feel conflicted about her.”

“Whether or not selfie culture upholds or demolishes the patriarchy”

“One of the criticisms regularly lobbed against dental dams is the product’s perceived lack of sexiness, that stopping to grab one could kill the mood. Melanie Cristol was fed up. An accomplished consumer product and healthcare attorney at an international law firm based in Los Angeles, there wasn’t anything in her life that hinted she would be the reason for the next evolution in dental dams: Lorals.”

“every single sex dream i have is about fucking in the bathroom of a crowded bar. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.”

btw we have some bonus Lesbian Kens in this post for you

People who want to have period sex have more and varied sex more often and report higher sexual satisfaction than anyone else, a survey finds.

“All horror is queer culture, as is Halloween as you correctly stated, and the 1970s in general, AND all final girls are queer culture in a very specific way that can only be discussed when you’re extremely high during a full moon.”

“Do you think Putin is upset that we did not include “Vladimir” in this list? It is a pretty lesbian name.”

“I would give anything to see Rachel start a discussion with a writer that begins with ‘Can I be frank'”

“Out beyond ideas of likable and unlikable comments there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.”

“I am so glad I joined A+ (even though it led to me drinking literal vodka water)”

“i feel like one of the best parts of getting older is learning new and surprising things about yourself, like how hot older slytherin women are”

Love and sex and internalized homophobia and, yes, straight girls.

Ten thousand reader votes later…

I hope you’re good with your fingers.

“isn’t anyone going to speak out against rachel for saying all men should be castrated and set on fire ???????”

“This is only tangentially related to your question, but I think about the same girl nearly every time I put on mascara.”

“I went on a date with Laneia once.”

Can we please get a “sustainability dyke” pin? I would love that so much.