“Do you think Putin is upset that we did not include “Vladimir” in this list? It is a pretty lesbian name.”

“I would give anything to see Rachel start a discussion with a writer that begins with ‘Can I be frank'”

If you don’t feel that tarot cards can predict the future, how do you approach the ‘outcome’ position in many tarot spreads? Here are some ideas!

“In other, lighter news I want to share with everyone that there is a segment of a hot dog on the section of our roof that we can see from the bedroom window.”

Sneak peaks for days, Brittani’s special workout recommendation, Stef’s pursuit of ERW, Rachel’s trip to Madison, early requests for AS 1.0 and so many more things you care deeply and passionately about!

“I’m just imagining Alex on a rock wall and Rachel snuggling a cat or something.”

“If you want to make people feel kinda weird or sad for you, just pour some gin in a glass or bowl and dip watermelon chunks in it and eat it while you watch home improvement shows on a saturday afternoon.​”

It’s the second issue of the best little behind-the-scenes newsletter EVER.

“At a meeting of Xena: Warrior Princess in Brazil”

“hot girls who would pop out of my computer and hand feed me Nutella as I browsed the internet.”

We’ve spent the last year trying quick fixes and cheap labor for our broken website and there’s no way around it: it’s time to turn this shed into an actual building — luckily, we just made a really kickass Indiegogo campaign for that!

Things we wrote and the best of what you clever dolphins said.

Performing seances is peak bisexual activity, whether you believe in the ghosts or you’re profiting from being a hot person who other people believe can talk to ghosts.

I want fewer queer books slipping through the cracks.

I thought that by 35, I’d be married. I thought by 35, I’d have kids. I thought I’d be straight.

“Cate Blanchett literally only wants one thing, and it’s to play gay in movies directed by a guy named Todd.”

(Bear training is also secretly for people who want to get wifed.)

Charmed and Star Trek Picard are coming back, a trans lesbian on The Dropout, Lizzo’s got a reality show and Evan Rachel Wood’s got a documentary, Kate McKinnon is Carole Baskin and more queer situations to anticipate on your teevee this month!

Why are there so many TV shows about high school kids who don’t act like high school kids at all?

You may have noticed we’re fundraising again! We’re here to tell you about what we’ve done with your support since our last fundraiser, and what we’re planning to accomplish if we continue to survive thanks to your support.