“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”

Your communal photo gallery is here! Gaze upon nearly 200 queer as fuck kitchens, and the queers who queer them.

We discuss funny reviews of menstrual cups, processing election feelings, gender neutral terms your niece or nephew can call you, our Myers-Briggs personality types and more!

“Right now I’m working on my astral projection skills and I think that should speed things along.”