What do you do when you love people who live far away? You break out your best stationery and write a friendship into existence, obviously.

Everyone wants a shot of love with Scarlet.

This is where I’d tell you exciting things about the teaser and cast for Season 3 of The Real L Word, if there were any. I had frozen pizza for lunch!

Let’s party. Then let’s cry.

Today is Sunday and the Internet still exists. Here’s what you missed!

This week on Glee: Brittany and Santana communicated through silent, lesbian brainwaves and Kurt and Blaine yelled at each other in Whitney Houston lyrics.

Today is a really great day for your ears.

“Minority youths are really just more violent than white ones. Seriously, you can’t argue with the news.”

Boston University released a study suggesting that supportive parents improve long-term health for LGBT individuals. Also, what’s a Krisbian?

Musical theater songs with lyrics and/or music by women for all of your moods, especially if your mood is “obscure.”

Megan Rapinoe plays soccer and has excellent hair. It is likely that you will appreciate her for these and other reasons.

Happy Easter! Happy Passover! I’m having a lot of positive feelings.

From “Boston Marriages” to Second Saturdays at Machine, the Boston area has always been kind to the Sapphicly inclined.

“In high school I worked at McDonald’s. Got fired. I worked at a fabric store. Got fired. In college I worked as a custodian. Got fired. Wasn’t too good at the physical stuff. One person asked me if I was so bad on purpose or whether I was really that uncomprehending of the relation between soap and water.”

Albuquerque: hard to pronounce, impossible to spell, easy to love.

What was the highlight of your week, friends?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try try (x 10) again.

“GIRLS MAKING OUT. GIRLS MAKING OUT EVERYWHERE. ALSO VAMPIRES.”

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

If you haven’t already heard, WE WON A THING. Several actually…