love @zoOmbini’s tweet
about laura prepon’s brows
being a spoiler
oh and THAT spoiler
of all places i saw it
scrolling instagram
watching contour vids
made me realize the children
they ARE our future
i want to dabble
in ASMR voice work
do y’all think i could
chani vs. susan
generational divide
i’m both tbh
now that i’ve a-camped
my facebook got made over
hair down glasses off
twitter has ruined
all comedians for me
no one’s funny lol
yes that last haiku
i made ‘lol’ one syllable
that’s because it is
come ON adobe
please remind a bitch later
LET ME LIVE MY LIFE
had a google hang
but couldn’t get my screen on
sincerely, A Mom
feel ‘same’ that on skype
lindsay lohan’s my avi
with a lazy eye
recently on slack
laneia nicknamed herself
“whoops, crap” & i died
a foody site launched
for those on their period
how great are humans
pregnant facebook friend
said “all thanks to my husband”
lol thanks for the F!
been cyberbullied
about my resting bitch face
help me obama
ohh a shit comment
let me just reply right here
in this grocery store
that site ‘hot or not’
i hope that its creator
is lost in the woods
used all my data
guess i can’t leave my house now
said an adult, me
proof the world’s ending:
amazon’s best selling books
give it a good scroll
let’s remember those
addicted to cheese & meat
life is but a meme
i don’t know who susan is.
miller ~*astrologist*~
That’s incredible
ASMeRin
this does make a lot of sense
you can use it but i want 15%
*makes 13 cents next month*
I feel like Susan has been sort of losing it lately, but also, I feel like Chani is sometimes too fortune-cookie for my Capricorn rising sensibilities. I *highly reccomend* Corina Dross horoscopes for Mask Magazine (and on autostraddle dot com have you heard of it)
Also like, think you have a bright future in ASMR
ill read every horoscope on the internet if i need to
I identify with this one so much
used all my data
guess i can’t leave my house now
said an adult, me
i have 8 days left
You are truly my new favorite Internet weirdo actual person.
ily
have we tried up/on?
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this is my linkedin
“ohh a shit comment
let me just reply right here
in this grocery store”
LIFE.
oh ill do it right next to these avocados too
Hair down glasses off
Very accurate
fb’s all that
In awe of you Erin, as usual.
carrie im your biggest stan
“used all my data
guess i can’t leave my house now
said an adult, me”
TOO REAL.
Really people of Amazon?! A Dr. Phil weight loss book?!
“used all my data
guess i can’t leave my house now
said an adult, me”
Too real to deal.
thanks for the F!!!!!!
Erin, I think you would be SO GOOD at ASMR.
i really object to the idea that there are people who think “lol” is more than one syllable
Why are these so great?
Laughed so loud I scared the dog.
Sorry, Baby Bear.