You’d think that Eurovision couldn’t possibly get any gayer, and you’d be wrong.

Chill at home, make dinner for your someone special, and watch Moulin Rouge! for Valentine’s Day.

Stef is watering the bushes when Lena gets home from the doctor and says, “Have fun at the gyno?” Lena says, “It’s more action than I’ve gotten from you in awhile.”

“9. A poster of Greg Sestero from The Room in his underwear, holding a football, autographed to me.”

What say you, my dear queer diarists? Are your journals destined to go up in flames? Or are you already planning the exhibition on your journal-writing career?

This list would be a lot longer if it were lyrics that already apply to me.

Stop trying to make diva cups happen for me, it’s not gonna happen.

From Russia to Pennsylvania, we’re all just trying to spoon.

Janelle Monáe being perfect, commenters being perfect, and the history of love.

Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman dated and nothing else even matters. Also unlikeable protagonists, books to treat depression, books to treat your lesbian break-up and more.

Turns out that when you create the first ever show with a cast of almost all queer women, and do it on a cable channel that allows multiple scenes of what just barely misses qualifying as porn in every episode, we gays get resourceful.

Sometimes, I like to give you a theme to describe all the glorious new artists I’ve assembled for you; this month, the best I can tell you is that they’re all songs you might want to dance around like a lunatic to. Let’s get to it.

“For some reason this movie really wants us to know that sometimes Britney and Jamie Lynn have wrestling matches and Jamie Lynn always wins.  Picture that for a minute.  Now move on.”

My fantasy wish (witch?) list of actresses for season four of American Horror Story, along with the characters they could play.

What the hell is going on around here.

Topics include Christopher Dorner, Six Feet Under, factory farms, Bed-Sty, quicksand, painkiller addiction, Gretchen Molanenen and moar!

Something to listen to besides yourself crying.

“Maybe years of blogging ruined me, or maybe they created a productive tension.”

In the spirit of the holidays, let’s look at some great ways to hide your stash from your loved ones! Because while you love your family to pieces, sometimes you need a nice green buffer from those weirdos.

Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning will make out in The Runaways, Adam Lambert responds to the Out 100 controversy, we look at the women of the Out 100, we wish fourfour could recap “ANTM: Where Are They Now?” and Tila Tequila says she’s a lesbian because she was born naked. Seriously.