October is upon us, which means it us our duty, as gays, to celebrate all entire 31 days of Halloween.

I just don’t think we’re in a place yet, culturally, where there’s enough positive representation out there to start killing off evil lesbians.

Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists is happening, Supergirl introduces its Maggie/Alex kerfuffle, Shonda Rhimes wants to make TV extra gay, speculation about the Sense8 series finale, straight white men having a little fit about Rachel Maddow and more!

The television landscape is changing rapidly. Where does that leave lesbian, bisexual, and trans women of color on TV? Where have been, and more importantly — where are we going?

Don’t buy them the sex bench off their registry! They already have one!

A handy collection of our very best holigay content to help you make it through this special time of year. Good luck out there!

“I remember little moments so vividly — like Ashley kissing Spencer on the shoulder while they looked in the refrigerator for something to eat. This is what I wanted. And I wasn’t afraid of wanting it anymore.”

Gays really do love their hats.

Plus updates on: Boomerang, The Good Fight, and Roswell New Mexico.

Before we had queer witches, we had queer werewolves and Heretics, too.

Sara leaves Ava in charge, so she and Zari 2.0 work together to take care of the newest Encore: Marie Antoinette

Pretty Little Liars with a touch of The Craft and a hint of Final Destination.

Mona wins!

None of us have ever deserved Mona Vanderwaal.

Everyone deals with their impending prosecution for murder by having sex with their high school sweethearts.

Emison I guess?

“Play to everyone’s culinary strengths, know your nemeses, and make sure all your guests are familiar with poison-free alternatives to food with poison in them.”

You want to know what I learned from seven seasons of watching Pretty Little Liars? The best you can hope for as a woman in this world is to make yourself boring and docile and helpless enough that a man will ultimately intervene and save you from interesting women, and also from yourself.

You have 48 hours to vote for your faves to advance to the Sweet 16!

Paige and Emily say goodbye for the last time.