HOW DARE YOU BE SO ON TOP OF THINGS

In which Emily cooks Paige kale and Spencer finally figures out that her boyfriend is a psychopath.

This week on Pretty Little Liars some casual stalking leads one of our Liars all the way to a lesbian bar! No, for real!

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“I’m also embracing my tomboy/blue jean/lazy femme realness more and more each day. This means if I’m going to spend monies on something, it better be perfect for all of my skipping and hopping around the gender presentation spectrum.”

This week Paige and Emily have a sleepover and Spencer does her very best to spank Mona. You don’t really want to miss this.

After hours — probably years — of research, Dannielle has concluded that every lesbian on TV has a side part. She’s meticulously compiled her evidence in the essay contained herein.

The Pretty Little Liars winter premiere is here! Mona comes back to school and Spencer gets all hot and wet.

On April 22, MTV will be premiering a new comedy about two girls who pretend to be lesbians together in order to get popular at school. Needless to say, this has me very confused.

Are Diva Cups the new Swiss Army knife?

“Some days, I really just needed to curl up in a cozy plaid jacket and have all the homo feelings.”

Autostraddle’s television writers on their favorite lezalicious, bisexual, queer and trans* ladies on the 2013 teevee!

Janelle Monáe being perfect, commenters being perfect, and the history of love.

This week on “Faking It,” everybody protested a thing and I protested Karma’s overall existence.

It’s getting even scarier than usual this week in Rosewood even though I can’t seem to accurately identify anyone’s costumes. Don’t worry though, Paige wears a tuxedo the whole time.

For the second week in a row, The Walking Dead has delivered us some queer lady goodness. Let’s relive those moments now.

It’s the 2013 Teen Choice Awards, hosted by Pretty Little Liars’s Lucy Hale and Glee’s Darren Criss!

“Brandon tells Dani he’ll pay her back but she says it was a gift and giving makes her happy, happy, happy! Then, she says she has one request and I don’t want to know what it is. I pause the show, eat Skittles and consider quitting the recapping life.”

Behind-the-scenes pics from teevee shows with queer storylines, from “Ellen” to “Orange is the New Black” to “Buffy” to “Pretty Little Liars” to absolutely everything in between. You’re gonna love it, we promise.

Let’s take a long hard look at who else got nominated for GLAAD Awards this year besides us, with a not-to-be-missed section from Mey about the Comic Book nominees.