Plus The Shannara Chronicles blesses Eretria and Lyria with a happy ending.

“In television, you either die a hero, or live long enough to become Ilene Chaiken.”

Professor Plum in the courtyard with a hollow piece of metal with a rectangle piece at the end.

Plus the first updates of 2019 on grown-ish, S.W.A.T., Coronation Street, The Young and the Restless, General Hospital and Critical Role!

The Liars all have grand epiphanies about love, except for Emily who runs around in the woods for an hour trying not to get run under (again).

Topics include the trailer for “The Chi,” a bisexual character on the Black-ish spinoff, “Princess Cyd,” the Nancy Drew Reboot, Mindhunter, Kristen Stewart speaking up for behind-the-camera survivors and so much more!

“SHIT WAS GAY HEATHER
SHIT HAS BEEN GAY”

2017 somehow turned out to be the best year ever for lesbian and bisexual women on television — but we’ve still got a ways to go.

There were songs and bike races and hot air balloon rides and promises of forever and allusions to some of the most romantic tropes and movies of all times.

We’ve got Lena Waithe’s “The Chi,” a lesbian assassin in a parallel universe in “Counterpart,” budding superhero Anissa Pierce and her girlfriend badass bisexual bartender Grace Choi, Anna Paquin on a virtual reality holiday gifted by her wife and so many other lesbian and bisexual characters on now or coming soon to a teevee or otherwise-identified device near you.

Gay updates on: Riverdale, Once Upon a Time, Life Sentence, 9-1-1, Legends of Tomorrow, The Fosters, and Grey’s Anatomy!

An emoji steals Emily’s ovaries.

Has anyone heard of that show The Bold Type?

Forget your ridiculous national championships, Natalie’s on a search to crown the best first on-screen kiss.

“Amazingly, neither the training bra nor my actual boobs magically solved my very typical and very sad self-image issues.”

Emily’s not dying after all. Sadly, neither is Ezra.

“I was going to do a story about trans women arming themselves? And all the edits we got back were like, ‘Can your characters look directly at the reader and quote trans murder statistics from last year?'”

Five years later, things are still exactly the same in Rosewood, PA.

Emily almost gets some action but then discovers the girl she’s wooing doesn’t have a TV and calls the whole thing off.

In which we learn that Riese has never actually seen Practical Magic, and might have to send back her toaster.