Summer may be half over, but the dance party is just beginning with these boss summer mixtapes. Put some beer in the cooler and get to it, Autostraddlers.

A night of surprises, some of them NSFW.

Who doesn’t love sex? Lesbians who have to work in the morning, probably for brunch. No everybody loves lesbian sex. That’s why we’re here right.

In which we talk about all the wit, humor, and love you contributed to the site this week and introduce our new feature, “Autostraddle Social Group of the Week”

If the Internet were high school, Autostraddle commenters would be the funny kid who’s friends with everybody.

The Real L Word’s Franny is our June Calendar Girl which is exciting because she’s also awesome and incredibly beautiful.

This post is NSFW and a giant SPOILER ALERT, and also it’s about Season Two of “The Real L Word,” which is about two girls, one gay and a pizza place. Something like that.

My heart’s in the strangest place.

“Us” in this instance being graffiti artists, street artists, vandals, thought provokers— who are women, and also queer.”

we, we so excited.

Maybe you want to share your feelings about sex toys and maybe you have a favorite? Well I sure hope so because that’s what we’re doing! We have other things too! LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX!

Do you remember your very first time? I think I was drunk, idk. Lesbian sex lesbian sex sex sex sex google lesbian sex. Also Camille Paglia says Lady Gaga is the death of sex, Cybersex in 1999 and heaps more lesbian sex sexytime.

you’re going to read this no matter what i say here, so go for it

Is it significant that I eat bananas as I write this?

I’m confused a lot, but happy Friday!

So you gave us some money and in return I give you some comment awards.

We’re just looking for a chance to use the term “bossy bottom,” although we didn’t necessarily find it. Also, a video of cute girls dancing in their underwear.

Read the Dinah Shore Liveblog so you can find out what Autostraddle is doing at GirlBar’s parties.

She found out from her friend, ‘Kay Ryan you won a Pulitzer,’ on the phone. She won for her volume “The Best of It.”

If you’re interested in toys that will stimulate your g-spot, toys meant for penetration with some girth, and/or toys that can do all of the above WHILE VIBRATING, then the Jopen Vanity might be your jam.