Trying to keep Obama out of schools. Lady Gaga might do something really crazy at the VMAs you guys what will it be? Do Lindsay Lohan & Sam have sex photos and why do we want to see them?

In which we share secrets and laughs.

The Vatican is worried about American nuns. Learn lesbian sex positions from Barbies, more smack against President Lady Gaga, watch Vogue Evolution Kung Fu the dance floor, and Intern Lily really, really REALLY likes Lindsay Lohan.

How to stop faking orgasms and start being honest about how you like your damn soup.

I’m growing out my beard.

Wouldn’t it be exciting if we got famous presenters every week to announce the awards?

Obama, we give up with you! Mia Kirshner wants you to come to her book party. Cherin Dabis interviewed in NY Mag, Katy Perry knows Lady Gaga is starting something, New York Times Magazine interviews Hillary Clinton, the Save Bryce campaign faces challenges and Time Travel Thursday!

Do you think Intern Grace would make a new comment award picture with different people behind the computer a la “who’s at the door”?

“Thrashy all-female electro grunge rock with a side of angst.”

Can a top be a bottom without selling her soul? And how to talk to a partner who isn’t what she used to be.

Roses are red, violets are blue, we’ve got a “like” button because we like you.

Summer may be half over, but the dance party is just beginning with these boss summer mixtapes. Put some beer in the cooler and get to it, Autostraddlers.